>>19544519Colby:
>"I'll click the camera on over to you, Goss, so you can introduce yourself to the audience here on Colby's Corner!"The camera cuts to a heavyset young college-age fellow. He's nervous, jittery, and has all the on-camera presence of bowl of leftover oatmeal.
Goss:
>"Hi, I-I'm Ainsley Gossard, pronouns are he/him, and I'll be w-working for Colby as an assistant on Colby's Corner. I'm majoring in Women's Studies, same major as Colby, studying right here at Spaghetti State, with a minor in Media Production. I was born in Wisconsin at the age of--"Colby:
>"Yeah, never mind that now, we don't have time for your life story, Goss." 