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Ok let me get this straight.
Noah takes all the animals on the ark, even from continents he has no access to. Then he somehow houses them all, and keeps them all fed, for over a year on a wooden boat. Consider how much food and materials he would need to store, and how much attention he would need to pay each animal to keep them alive and keep them from eating each other.
We're pretending that flooding the entire earth for a year wouldn't kill all the planets on the surface. And we're pretending that freshwater fish survived because saltwater and freshwater don't combine during the flood.
Then after the flood, Noah somehow travels all around the earth putting the animals back in their habitats. And these animals rapidly evolve into numerous different forms through a process called "microevolution", which slowed significantly in modern times. We're also pretending that all of these male-female animal pairs wouldn't produce genetically inbred offspring all fucked up with illnesses and problems.
Oh and all of this happened in the year 2500 BC, right around the same time as the great pyramids were being built. Somehow the entire Egyptian culture was completely erased by the flood, and then afterwards "respawned" itself and went right back to building pyramids and hieroglyphs as usual
