>>18538167A Greek Braphog sent a bottle post over the sea, then as your father walked the french beach, he noticed that bottle. He opened it and was blown back by heavenly gases, then he passed out. It was dark as he woke up, the farty smell still lingered around him, he sat up and brushed some sand off his nostrils and took a huge sniff in the bottle, he smiled and was euphoric for a time, until he noticed a letter. The letter told him of the senders hometown, but contained no name, only "I'm just a farty girl with an anus". For many years your dad wandered that Greek town, stealthily sneaking behind women and sniffing their behinds.. Alas he never found his true hog, and the rest is just history, a love at first sniff never meant to be.
