>>15642931Considering that parasites spread like wildfire, especially among immunocompromised (read: almost the entirety of humankind, either due to mystery injections or usury-fueling lifestyles)... the people in charge of this shitshow are basically meatsuits, too.
What if...
>be me>be parasite>get tinkered with in a biolab>manage to infect lab worker>spread like wildfire among staff >happypepe.png>establish hivemind>use meatsuits to create mystery injections contianing my love juices, administer them around the world>comfiestpepe.png>everyone's getting increasingly delusional and horny for my love juices, everything's going to shit>life my best lives and watch century-spanning schemes crumble to nothingness