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>DoomFly
>Be me
>working at wendies 2014 iirc before the last story anyways
>Its just about summer and its starting to get hot
>bad ac windows open all day
>over the course of a week there start to be a LOT of flies inside.
>all over the stippled tan wall
>hanging from the white specked tiles on the ceiling
>suddenly they start to get bold, landing on people and licking sweat
>PLEASE can we just get some fly control manager-sama?
>she puts up a few worthless sticky tape things
>not even a dent, yet I counted over 100 on one
>their numbers grow
>manager-sama says we CANNOT squish them
>no fly swatters allowed "its not sanitary" "we cant let the customers see you do that!"
>she leaves at dinner time
>closing and the store is dead
>eating a cancelled frosty
>fly lands in it
>I FLIP
>ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
>grab half a stack of small paper bags
>duct tape
>working furiously to avenge my fallen frosty
>two paper tears and a few strips of duct tape later
>my masterpiece is complete
>BIG
>FLY
>GENOC1DE
>I begin my dark work
>SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT
>with huge jumping swings Im taking out 5 at a time
>any that dont get entirely obliterated end up geting slammed into the floor at lightspeed
>any time we had a customer I moved out of sight and continued my coworkers understood
>it must be done
>fill what must have been a full dustbin of flies by the end on the night
>blood and guts all over my uniform and the BFG
>leave knowing I singlehandedly saved the store from a fly invasion
>manager-sama comes in the next day
>wow the sticky tape traps really work!
