Quoted By:
*** Advice to Jordan/Yonkers: ***
"I don't think people are going to forget about this (posting your naked selfies) unless you stop feeding the trolls. You should just do whatever you can. The best case would be to leave 4chan (and any other imageboard) for a while. In your case I would say that you should probably stop posting for a couple of months or even a year because you have a large cult following. If your parents (or whoever your guardians are) are understanding then you should probably talk to them about how you are getting bullied on 4chan. Most routers have something for parental control where they can block certain websites from connecting on your computer. You can ask your parents to block the 4chan and 4channel domains (you could also do this yourself if you live alone or if your guardians don't have the router configured). You aren't entirely at fault but you can't control the actions of other people. You can only control your actions and your choices can either make your life better or they can make your life worse."
NOTE: *Unfortunately*, Jordan will not be able to act on any of this wisdom, because he cannot tolerate being told what to do.