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>Ecuadorian dude
>University friends constantly makes jew jokes because my maternal great-grandfather was a german jew
>Nose jokes, circumcision memes, "you must be a billionaire" shit, israel references
>i just laugh along with them, it's whatever, those are good joke tho
>truth is that was probably my last jewish ancestor
>World cup starts in a week
>One day bro asks me: "who you got for the world cup?"
"Ecuador obviously, I was born here, raised here, speak spanish, this is my country"
>"but according to your origins tho?"
?????????????????????
constant banter: nose jokes, circumcision memes, "you must be a billionaire" shit, israel references
i just laugh along like a good sport
world cup qualifiers or whatever
friend hits me with the classic
"bro, who you rooting for?"
"Ecuador obviously, I was born here, raised here, speak pure ecuadorian slang, this is my country"
"but according to your origins tho?"
?????????????????????
nigga I didn't grow up in Tel Aviv, I grew up literally in the same streets as you
my one random german/canadian jew grandpa from 4 generations ago has nothing to do with this
>he keeps going
>"what religion are you then?"
christian
>"ah but if you weren't?"
I like Taoism, balance, wu wei shi...
"wait weren't you jewish???"
almost told him "just because half our national team is black doesn't mean they're rooting for Haiti and practicing voodoo you fucking retard" but held it in
nigga I didn't grow up in Tel Aviv
didn't say it but still cracks me up in my head
mfw people really think ethnicity = blood quantum + current year team + ancient religion
