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>be 19 year old compsci major
>no friends through grade school and college
>feel depressed and empty
>watch ftl s2
>see a girl who has all my most important interests in common (mde, ween)
>decide we will be friends
>save dox info and all her suspected social media accounts
>plot out a qna for learning more about her, but she barely uses social media
>beanie commissions open, now there's a chance to intrigue her with the commission message and win her with a qna
>go to /bant/ for advice and support
>latch on to advice to meet women through AA
>defend bulimia
>talk about transferring college to be in her state
>print poster with pictures of her to put on dorm wall and share with /bant/
>everyone starts messaging her about the posts
>fall for posts pretending to be the girl on /bant/ saying fuck off
>get fooled into sharing insta dm commission that she's yet to reply to
>get pissed some uk mutt has been messaging her about his commission
>get tricked by uk anon into thinking he's a 19 year old girl with all my interests, spend day asking if (s)he'll be friends
>anons start pretending to be me on her streams to creep her out
>they share the poster
>she calls it the creepiest thing she's seen
>says she won't date people she meets on the web
>hold out hope
>get tricked into dming fake twitter account
>get tricked into calling her cell #
>leave voice-mail and share it with /bant/
>she talks about how creepy it is on stream and sounds pissed
>get my # shared with ftl schizo-autist
>now's my chance to make her my friend and use the qna
>get called an obsessive stalker
>get dismissed as an internet stranger in a sea of internet strangers
>get compared to elliot rogers
>she brings up Sam Hyde
>she's totally crushing on him, the mongrel jew bastard
>get told i'd be shot on site if i tried to show up irl
>get called a lost cause
>don't even get to do a qna
>exposed as a voicecel
>mfw
