>>4186166You get up off the ground. You tell yourself "This is no time for me to be crying on the ground like a little fucking kid. I am a man!"
You ask yourself, "What do men do?"
You decide that men masturbate, and begin to feel more manly.
In reality, you're still a little bitch, and you're now naked in the middle of a fucking forest, crying, and masturbating.
Dear god, you must've gotten so fucking hammered last night to be doing this shit.
