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Does Australia exist?
I mean, has anyone actually checked?
Something just doesn't add up. A giant convict island at the bottom of the world, living a day in the future, full of fantastic creatures? The British were masters of propaganda during the imperial days, and Australia was probably just an idea they invented to make the empire seem more powerful.
"Whats that, France? You say you colonized Indochina? Oh yeah? Well, well gues what- we've got a.. a giant island, like, so much bigger than you can even imagine, bigger than France, and you can't even get to it because its so far away. OMG, you're probably so jealous, its like the best island ever, its so fucking cool, okay by don't try to look for it"
Has anyone ever gone there to verify that it exists? I think all the stories about poisonous animals, giant spiders, and baby eating dogs are just there to keep people away. Do you know what the western part of Australia is named? WESTERN AUSTRALIA. Its like they weren't even trying. Its fucking flag is just the British flag and some white dots, 2 minutes in MS paint.
"Hey guys, our prisons are overcrowded, we're going to take some of these guys to Australia"
"Well, okay... but you're not just going to throw them off a ship in the middle of the middle of the ocean and drown them all, right?"
WHAT!? HOW COULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT? No, of course not! We're gonna... we're gonna take them to our giant convict island, where they can... run around in the fields all day"
Australia was probably just an old myth that has been perpetuated for the sake of tax purposes, with wealthy people hiding their fortunes tax-free in "Australian" banks while they've assigned the Australian flag to their ISP addresses. All these pictures of "Abos" we've seen are just Nigerians with downs syndrome. Enjoy your true red pill.
