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Judy Jankowski is posting a video from a local Thatsaburger restaurant downtown:
>"Hey, update for my loyal fans out there. Don't buy the sushi at Toughman Tex's. I stocked up on a bunch of it a couple weeks ago to snack on during the B1, and I had some the other day and it made me sicker than a dog. I was shitting blood from my mouth all night and had such awful stomach pains I had to chug a third of a handle of Old Buzzard to get 'em to go down. Actually, I was the one that went down; ended up sleeping on the bathroom floor. Great B1 so far though! I remember most of the matches I didn't black out through."
Judy nods towards one of the giant cups of French fries that she's holding.
>"That's why I'm here at Thatsaburger instead, they serve healthy food like this. And while that rip-off chain Burger Broad was wasting time rolling out yet another 'woke' advertising campaign, Thatsaburger has these scratch-off tickets where you can win prizes. Like yours truly; I just won an extra order of large fries when you buy one at regular price! Got 'em both right here! That's called VALUE TO THE AMERICAN CONSUMER, people."
>"Anyway, what else is new..... oh yeah! My daughter Natsuki flunked outta fall semester at the community college again, so I've been training her, and I think maybe it'll stick this time. Natsuki's got a perfect pedigree for this business, with Japanese wrestling ability and Polish tits, and she could be a star, but I ain't sending her to that Dojo so Romero can fill up half her bump card before she even gets on TV and draws a paycheck. I'm teaching her all my best moves: Manhattan Drop, groin kick, snap mare with a hair pull, double axhandle, arm drag, you name it. I even taught her the 'shoot airplane spin' that'll have a girl seeing her breakfast again sure as if she ate some of Tex's sushi! Hell, she can even do a crossbody off the top to get over with the Internet high spot marks! Could be a real Nikki Kade type, except she's got height."
