>>19268331i was in rhode island and saw jet neptune at a peets coffee in providence, i thought i'd impress him with a joke so i walked up behind him and said " you call yourself neptune but i think Ur anus ". i expected at least a nod but he just put his hands up as if i put a gun to his back or something and he said loudly '' you did not just say that corny ass shit to me dawg '' and started speaking like a wigger, despite him ordering the gayest girliest coffee i've ever heard of in my life. this literal who Y2K dancing baby gif looking as bitch tried way too hard to embarrass me in front of the girls who were there, with his fucked up paranorman ass eyebrows, and ever since it just left me sour to his entire way of running things, the dude wouldn't know humor if it kicked his tiny dolphin teeth in, which i really felt like doing, but i didn't feel like causing a scene for picking on this 5'4" midget. took some voodoo chips and told them to put it on his mini-me ass tab to get back at him, but they told me it didnt work like that and made me put them back. that kingpin if he had cancer ass wigger was definitely worried for a minute though when he thought they were going to charge him for them. made him look real broke, what a piece of shit
