>>11294118>Match with girl on tinder>dirty looking chick from Shit Kick, North Carolina>Notice in her bio she says "refines liquid lye to dissolve bodies">Immediately message something about why cant you just use powdered Lye, as its abundant and makes disposing of evidence far easier and convenient >Get a NOVEL of text back at me about how I should never ever question someone like her because I dont know what im dealing with>Continue to break her balls>Tells me her whole family will come after me for speaking to her that wat> I respond with "Cool, but most wont make it because my house lacks a wheelchair ramp" followed by some accusations of being inbred>FUCK YOU, YOU JERKOFF>literally the next message to her is "So when do you want to get dinner?"Ended up making plans with her and flaking because I had work and went drinking with my buddies afterwards. Weirdest part was even after making fun of her family, being a dick to her AND blowing her off, she still texted me for a few days after.
Most women are fuckin morons.