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>be me
>be in store
>going to bathroom
>see this
>get out of bathroom
>find a jug of apple juice
>one without those things you have to unpeel after screwing off the lid
>sneak apple juice into bathroom
>open apple juice
>take piss in other urinal
>dump apple juice into urinal
>rip hole in piss bag
>empty piss out into empty jug
>run away as the rest of the piss spills all over the floor
>proceed to put jug of piss back onto shelf
>run home
>get sleep
>wake up next morning
>switch on news
>"In recent news, a fruit juice company has been sued for substituting urine for apple juice."
>laugh maniacally
