> watch horseshit video for context: https://youtu.be/YgHCzV2FrSM>Wake up the next morning with splitting hangover.>Apparently I took some chick home last night and we fucked like wild animals.>Asshole hurts as much as my head does.>Reach into mouth and pull out a massive pubic hair; then another.>gagreflex.gif>Chick roles over and it's not a chick; it's my old friend Dave wearing a blonde wig and sporting a five o'clock shadow. >Says he's wanted to fuck me for almost a decade and figured getting me plastered and dressing like the girl was the best way to do it.>mffw.>Don't even know what to fucking think.>I was so drunk I fucked a bro I'd known long before he became a trap.>It's also safe to assume to I slobbed his knob, and the pain in my ass isn't a sudden case of stage 4 hemorrhoids.>Tell him if he does GTFO of my pad in the next minute, they'll need more than dental records to identify the body.>He runs out crying calling me an intolerant bigot.>Burn my bedsheets.>Take hour long shower with boiling hot water>Take some solace in the fact that I was so drunk I can't remember any of it.>Swear off drinking and clubs.>Actually follow through.#ABSOLUTNIGHTS #trapsAREgay
