>>10488883She had a very nice cute niece in law - we had a nice dinner together, you know, with fries and extra gravy, casual stuff. How we met there in the first place was because of my stepfather's job in some kind of lawmaking or law-doing.. I was but a middle man, but nowadays, after looking back at it, I think I was nothing more than my stepfather's business card.. we really loved each other though, so it was ok - not like anything gay but like father - loser son, kinda shtick, you know - towel spanking and food pranks, like that cum in tea, hahah.. after that dinner with your yet-to-be mother and her most cute niece in law, we went to a parking lot and there were like those two people pushing each other and starting a fight, and there were also three colorful girls - it was like 8 PM already, as dark as it can be on an autumn night. Beautiful stars though, not gonna lie, I can remember them pretty well - always had a soft side for astronomy. My mom also liked hosorscopes or astrology, or something. Not sure now. Anyway, those two were like fighting, right, and one of them pulled out a knife. We all (me, your soon-to-be mom, cute niece in law and three girls, maybe even some other bystanders, they probably left quickly, cuz I don't rememeber them) just like, stood there, doing our own stuff, watching and all, you know - no evening like at Arby's. But he got a hit on the guy! And he screamed, oh how he wailled, it was horrible. And the girls screamed too and the guy (the guy with a knife) was all like those chimps who'se relatives died, like you know, he was mad but kinda distressed, hands on his head, not knowing what to do, kinda sad you get the picture. So we just got to the car and left, and the next day I've heard she's canceling our deal and that she found a nice guy, so I kinda got your mom a father, if you know what I mean.
I'm your pseudo micro-father, son.
>>10488894I can somewhat relate.
As long as you don't get a headache, all's good, no?
