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Why are girls care so much about shit on the outside? I met a girl on Tinder and we've been talking a lot. She's seen pics of me so I know it's not my looks that put her off. We finally decided to go on a date and everything was going well. We just went out to dinner before coming back to my place to watch a movie. It was almost like we knew each other so we were very comfortable and she didn't mind coming back. We sat down and a couple of minutes later she started asking why my room smelt like onions and if I could spray something. So, I did. A few minutes more pass and she starts complaining about the onion smell again. I tried to explain to her that I couldn't get the onion smell out but she seemed even more disgusted by it. Then, she stands up and took her clothes off, she approached me and said "close your eyes anon", 5 seconds later her ass is on my nose. *Braaaaaaaaaaaprprprpft*, the whole house smelled like ulcerative colitis and rotten fish; a sticky grease substance is all over my face.
We didn't even get halfway through the movie before she made up an excuse to leave and gave me the "I'll call you" shit. I haven't heard from her since. Why would someone who likes someone so much leave just because their place smelled if they can't control it? Seems shallow to me.
