>>10072869I sometimes have to pee when I don't want to (prostate is a bitch)
>lewdsI am a massive pervert that rarely gets to flaunt his semi big (not large, not even close to 40 terabytes) collection of lewds
>prostateis one of the few organs that never stops growing and can grow to painful (and often neoplasmic [that's tomours and cancers and all newly formed entities for you termlets]) extends
and it's directly proportional to testosterone levels, now if that were the case my balls would've shrunken by now so I've clearly got a chronic case of blue prostate (sometimes falsely called blue balls)
you're welcome for hydration, just doing the sol's work
EDIT: faaaaaaaaaaaaaaak
I think my sister just saw me butt naked checking if the fall bruised my thigh or anything else with my touhou folder open looking which imij to post next
if this starts yet another anime purge on my laptop I'm smearing the walls of bathroom with my somatic fluids and permanently encrusting them with a blowtorch
