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A Tweetstagram stream is started from @KOBitch, with Kasumi in front of a grill in a park, with someone else holding the phone.
>-nd if you drop my phone I'ma beat you with the nearest blunt instrument I can get my hands on!
"Stream is live Kasumi." The cameraman says with a sigh.
>Oh shit. Helloooooo my adoring simps! Today we're doing Kooking with Kasumi again, this time for America's birthday! Now last time didn't go so well but it's the fuckin 4th of July so I'ma get hammered while you all have the opportunity to give me money!
Kasumi grins before chugging a white claw.
"Um...the 4th was weeks ago Kasumi."
>Shut up ya sausage fingered camerasimp! You some kinda commie that hates America?! I mean yeah our country is in a sad state of affairs but that's no reason not to celebrate our four fathers!
Kasumi yells at the camera while holding out 4 fingers.
>Anyway let's get this shit going, if I don't get a dono in the next five minutes this shit is OVER ya tards!
Kasumi pours her white claw into the grill, then pulling out a match. She lights it and throws it into the grill, it quickly catching fire.
>NOW! I'm a grill some FUCKIN burgers 'cause I'M MOTHERFUCKING K-O-uh wait no I'm not done yet. Whoops. I had a few-
Kasumi burps.
>-of those white claws, like 3 or 30 so I'm a bit fucked at the moment. CAUSE THERE AIN'T NO LAW WHEN YOU'RE SIPPING THE CLAW!
Kasumi yells as she grabs a package of burgers and rips it open. Then she throws them on the grill and throws various seasonings on them.
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