>>7528259Don't do this, she will reject you fren. Act like a nigger. Look her directly in the eye and say fuck you bitch, that ain't my kid. Then punch her right in her left eye socket, and then another square in the mouth. Make sure you take at least one tooth out. If you don't, keep punching her in the mouth till a tooth falls out.
This my fren is how you claim victory over a lady and make her want to be with you forever fren!
Don't forget to knock her up and then leave once the baby is born. Better yet, get her pregnant and then set her up with your fren so he thinks it's his baby.