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I do not watch anime. Yes, I know, but think of the possibilities for a protagonist that doesn't conform to anime.
I have found that I am a "reverse trap", that is fine with me because since I'm a dude in real life, this is how I would dress if I was forced to live as an anime woman.
Our anime is called Supreme Hooker Tournament. Each person is required to prove they are the top hooker by seducing as many other players as they can. The top hooker earns the (you)s. I, Pimp-chan, am the owner of all of your (you)s.
In a while or whenever we get bored, Top Hooker will be awarded. After that, all the other hookers have to do what Top Hooker says, forever.
