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I know how you feel. I've been on every chinky canadian boy dating site known and not known and I still haven't found my dildo-dog-wielding partner in crime. I'm beginning to get desperate. Just yesterday I slipped and found myself willing to sleep with a tired white hockey fan. The most embarrassing and pathetic part about it is that he wasn't even Canadian. Or a guy. He had a feminine penis. I've never been more ashamed in my life.
Hold in there, O.P. You're a faggot but we have to stay strong and we believe in you.
For us.
