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Anonymous ID:x78iKxvK Sun 12 Apr 2020 04:57:43 No.10067222 View View Reply Original Report

I am so glad to be an american with my penis skin cut off!

Heaven

Heaven ID:wYCGcYzL Sun 12 Apr 2020 05:00:48 No.10067243 Report

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are you going by memory?
fat americans haven't seen their skinless penis's for years

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Anonymous ID:XRS2axVK Sun 12 Apr 2020 07:27:14 No.10067818 Report

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I love sleep; it's my favorite.

AI researchers have devoted little effort to passing the Turing Test, believing that it is more important to study the underlying principles of intelligence than to duplicate an exemplar. The quest for "artificial flight" succeeded when the Wright brothers and others stopped imitating birds and started using wind tunnels and learning about aerodynamics. Aeronautical engineering texts do not define the goal of their field as making "machines that fly so exactly like pigeons that they can fool even other pigeons."

2,000 pounds of space dust and other space debris fall on the Earth every day.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SPclGNTE Sun 12 Apr 2020 07:31:25 No.10067829 Report

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ITT anons who are obsessed with talking about dicks.

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Anonymous ID:rBl0ObF8 Sun 12 Apr 2020 07:34:12 No.10067835 Report

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>>10067222
dilate tranny

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Anonymous ID:5nyV/7Wa Sun 12 Apr 2020 07:46:55 No.10067866 Report

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Anonymous ID:RxR9+HNT Sun 12 Apr 2020 11:52:49 No.10069406 Report

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I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying.

If it's socially acceptable to take a drug that makes you temporarily happy and stupid, then why not rationally design drugs to make people perpetually happier and smarter?

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lh6PCsNh Sun 12 Apr 2020 12:07:19 No.10069428 Report

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can yuo regrow it anons? isnt there something modern technology can do to fix this atrocity? what about a class action lawsuit?

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Anonymous ID:0P0Sldy9 Sun 12 Apr 2020 12:49:27 No.10069482 Report

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>NNOOOOOOO!! DONT REMIND ME OF MY MUTILATED, SCARRED, FRANKENSTEIN DICK! O-ONLY GAY PEOPLE CARE ABOUT HOW YOUR PENIS LOOKS!

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Anonymous ID:xfT9QeY2 Sun 12 Apr 2020 15:55:19 No.10070043 Report

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Tweeting is legal and also therapeutic

The real material world, if it exists, may be just pure randomness, being all that we perceive the result of our configuration as interpreters.

An eighteenth-century German named Matthew Birchinger, known as "the little man of Nuremberg," played four musical instruments including the bagpipes, was an expert calligrapher, and was the most famous stage magician of his day. He performed tricks with the cup and balls that have never been explained. Yet Birchinger had no hands, legs, or thighs, and was less than 29 inches tall.

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Anonymous ID:omi9FZbz Sun 12 Apr 2020 17:57:30 No.10071650 Report

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Keep squares out yo circle

[...] nothing is too terrible to be true if it is consistent with the laws of nature [...].

Bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers were all invented by women

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Anonymous ID:q3yxbACy Sun 12 Apr 2020 20:13:50 No.10072526 Report

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People always say that you can't please everybody. I think that's a cop-out. Why not attempt it? Cause think of all the people that you will please if you try.

If it's socially acceptable to take a drug that makes you temporarily happy and stupid, then why not rationally design drugs to make people perpetually happier and smarter?

The word "set" has more definitions than any other word in the English language.

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Anonymous ID:CeroQfe6 Sun 12 Apr 2020 22:00:35 No.10072944 Report

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I think I do myself a disservice by comparing myself to Steve Jobs and Walt Disney and human beings that we've seen before. It should be more like Willy Wonka...and welcome to my chocolate factory.

One should be wary of assuming that we're the folk who can properly look after ourselves, whereas our descendants, if they become genetically pre-programmed ecstatics, will get trapped in robot-serviced states of infantile dependence. For it shouldn't be forgotten that exuberantly happy people also have a fierce will to survive. They love life dearly. They take on daunting challenges against seemingly impossible odds. One of the hallmarks of many endogenous depressive states, on the other hand, is so-called behavioural despair. If one learns that apparently no amount of effort can rescue one from an aversive stimulus, then one tends to sink into a lethargic stupor. This syndrome of "learned helplessness" may persist even when the opportunity to escape from the nasty stimulus subsequently arises.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."

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Anonymous ID:mmZ4YVqP Sun 12 Apr 2020 23:34:26 No.10074591 Report

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One of my favorite of many things about what the Trump hat represents to me is that people can't tell me what to do because I'm black

What is surprising is not the magnitude of our forecast errors, but our absence of awareness of it.

Virginia Woolf wrote all her books standing.

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Anonymous ID:AaLk5gN8 Mon 13 Apr 2020 01:28:05 No.10075099 Report

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The thought police want to suppress freedom of thought

You can rationalize all you want; the hippocampus takes the insult of chronic stress seriously, incurring irreversible atrophy.

PEZ candy even comes in a Coffee flavor.

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Anonymous ID:8lVYjbq9 Mon 13 Apr 2020 03:08:44 No.10077062 Report

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>>10067222
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People always tell you 'Be humble. Be humble.' When was the last time someone told you to be amazing? Be great! Be awesome! Be awesome!

Full-spectrum superintelligence will entail a seamless mastery of both the formal and the subjective properties of mind: the creation of a mature civilisation of super-Shulgins-cum-super-Turings. Recursively self-improving organic robots are poised to modify their own source code and bootstrap our way to full-spectrum superintelligence.

South Dakota is the only U.S state which shares no letters with the name of it`s capital

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Anonymous ID:T8K7bH69 Mon 13 Apr 2020 03:09:17 No.10077065 Report

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hmm yes homework?

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Anonymous ID:80OBgXQ0 Mon 13 Apr 2020 06:30:32 No.10077547 Report

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People always tell you 'Be humble. Be humble.' When was the last time someone told you to be amazing? Be great! Be awesome! Be awesome!

It adds to clarity in the field of ethics if we formulate our demands negatively, i.e. if we demand the elimination of suffering rather than the promotion of happiness. Similarly, it is helpful to formulate the task of scientific method as the elimination of false theories (from the various theories tentatively proffered) rather than the attainment of established truths.

Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

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Anonymous ID:dMC4rXYA Mon 13 Apr 2020 09:54:47 No.10078268 Report

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I feel calm but energized

Does our civilization not show excessive hyperspecialization [...]? Does its military potential not resemble the enormous jaws and carapaces of Mesozoic reptiles, whose abilities in many other areas were so limited that they eventually determined their fate?

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

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Anonymous ID:lyubZRb5 Mon 13 Apr 2020 12:03:03 No.10078561 Report

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I feel like I'm too busy writing history to read it.

It is essentially this you can do with a human that you cannot do with a chimpanzee: train them to contribute modestly to society. To become a well-connected neuron in the collective human brain. Without the knowledge and tools of previous generations, humans are largely indistinguishable from chimpanzees.

More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money throughout the world.

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Anonymous ID:5B57xx1R Mon 13 Apr 2020 13:59:48 No.10078799 Report

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>tfw american
>tfw uncircumcised
best of all worlds LOL
fuck jews

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Anonymous ID:2Ev/Ci84 Mon 13 Apr 2020 15:36:48 No.10079476 Report

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George Bush doesn't care about black people

If people are badly off, suffering, or otherwise remediably miserable, it is not appropriate to address their ill-being by bringing more happy people into the world to counterbalance their disadvantage. We should instead improve the situation of those who are badly off.

The Vatican city registered 0 births in 1983

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Anonymous ID:I2y+oXeU Mon 13 Apr 2020 17:10:54 No.10079898 Report

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Everything you do in life stems from either fear or love

If every trace of religion was magically eliminated from the world tomorrow, then—however much improved the lives of many people would be—we would not even have come close to solving the larger failures of sanity that made religion possible in the first place.

In Miconesia, coins are 12 feet across.

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Anonymous ID:3h++WKZ9 Mon 13 Apr 2020 19:54:09 No.10080429 Report

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>>10067222
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Just stop lying about shit. Just stop lying.

[...] some of the reasons why so many people who have greatness within their grasp don't succeed are: they don't work on important problems, they don't become emotionally involved, they don't try and change what is difficult to some other situation which is easily done but is still important, and they keep giving themselves alibis why they don't. They keep saying that it is a matter of luck.

All polar bears are left-handed.

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Anonymous ID:6Euo8tu6 Mon 13 Apr 2020 20:21:41 No.10080545 Report

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George Bush doesn't care about black people

Holding onto control causes negative experiences and amplifies anxiety; letting go of control and embracing unconstrained perception is a central psychedelic tenet.

It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year`s supply of footballs.

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Anonymous ID:apzrHqTi Mon 13 Apr 2020 20:42:42 No.10080685 Report

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I give up drinking every week

Remember that a person's name is, to that person, the sweetest and most important sound in any language.

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

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Anonymous ID:t2wpRY9I Mon 13 Apr 2020 21:00:12 No.10081684 Report

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Burn that excel spread sheet

To see clearly the nature of value it is best to examine it at its extremes (such as MDMA bliss vs. the pain of kidney stones). Having such experiences illuminates the “ought” aspect of consciousness, in contrast to the typical quasi-anhedonic “normal everyday states of consciousness” that most people (and philosophers!) tend to reason from. It would be interesting to see philosophers discuss e.g. the Is-Ought problem while on MDMA.

Napoleon`s penis was sold to an American Urologist for $40,000.

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Anonymous ID:UzQRuIf6 Mon 13 Apr 2020 21:11:23 No.10081835 Report

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>>10067222
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Have you ever thought you were in love with someone but then realized you were just staring in a mirror for 20 minutes?

[...] if we do not give foremost priority to the reduction of extreme suffering, we are deeply out of touch with reality in an all too real sense.

To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles.

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Anonymous ID:pQG/Gmv7 Mon 13 Apr 2020 21:11:48 No.10081851 Report

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ummm sweetie can you do your homework

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Anonymous ID:JSHdsZCg Mon 13 Apr 2020 21:31:26 No.10081987 Report

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You can't look at a glass half full or empty if it's overflowing.

Post-Darwinian modes of experience are likely to be of a diversity, profundity and liquid intensity that goes beyond anything accessible to the impoverished hunter-gatherer-evolved imagination. All the moral ills identified by contemporary secular value-systems can be rooted out for ever. Suffering will one day become physically impossible. This all sounds rather bombastic; but the strategy is biologically feasible as a species-project should we choose to pursue it.

It costs more to buy a new car today in the United States than it cost Christopher Columbus to equip and undertake three voyages to and from the New World.

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Anonymous ID:Qnh68ALa Mon 13 Apr 2020 21:48:17 No.10082122 Report

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Perhaps I should have been more like water today

[...] we must recognize that our limitation to experience what other bodies experience now, in the present, is similar to the limitation that we have to experience our own experiences of the past and of the future. There is not much difference between "our" experiences and "those of others", rather than the associations that we are making in our mind, through memories of the past and forecasts of the future.

Telly Savalas and Louis Armstrong died on their birthdays.

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Anonymous ID:O5XMze8H Tue 14 Apr 2020 00:20:51 No.10084182 Report

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Truth is my goal. Controversy is my gym. I'll do a hundred reps of controversy for a 6 pack of truth

It is much easier to train people to test ideas, than to have good ideas to test.

The word "dexter" whose meaning refers to the right hand is typed with only the left hand.

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Anonymous ID:CAyXv2KR Tue 14 Apr 2020 02:05:38 No.10084596 Report

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Perhaps I should have been more like water today

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.

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Anonymous ID:QQcp69Ea Tue 14 Apr 2020 02:09:27 No.10084609 Report

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>>10067222
Why cant Americans let their children decide if they want to get circumcised when they are older?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7qLVrdMn Tue 14 Apr 2020 02:18:24 No.10084642 Report

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>>10084609
cause its very painful you dumb whore

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QQcp69Ea Tue 14 Apr 2020 02:21:47 No.10084653 Report

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>>10084642
have you never heard of pain killers?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0P0Sldy9 Tue 14 Apr 2020 02:29:34 No.10084696 Report

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Foreskins are best harvested at a young age before the boy can fight back or say "no". Can't be giving americans too much freedoms, can we?

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Anonymous ID:7AFNpCcf Tue 14 Apr 2020 03:52:29 No.10085037 Report

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>>10067222
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Tweeting is legal and also therapeutic

ince every finite string of digits occurs in the decimal expansion of the transcendental number pi, your uploaded "mindfile" is timelessly encoded there too - an infinite number of times. Alas immortality isn't that cheap.

The earth weighs around 6,588,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons.

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Anonymous ID:5GgTc0Tq Tue 14 Apr 2020 04:35:46 No.10085245 Report

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>>10067222
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The thought police want to suppress freedom of thought

Theologians talk of the 'dignity of suffering'. Yet being biologically compelled to suffer, as under the present Darwinian DNA regime, is arguably the greatest indignity of all.

Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.

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Anonymous ID:y0xTqQKO Tue 14 Apr 2020 07:29:20 No.10085718 Report

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The world is our office

You cannot take a photo any faster by assigning more photographers. You cannot deliver a speech any quicker by adding more speakers. After a construction site is fi lled with workers, you cannot add any more and hope to increase productivity; they will trip over each other and progress will slow down.

Crocodiles and alligators are surprisingly fast on land. Although they are rapid, they are not agile. So, if being chased by one, run in a zigzag line to lose him or her.

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Anonymous ID:pNmh+Fwb Tue 14 Apr 2020 09:08:15 No.10086228 Report

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We came into a broken world. And we're the cleanup crew.

High-minded philosophy treatises should complicate but not confuse the primacy of the pleasure-pain axis.

In the White House, there are 13,092 knives, forks and spoons!

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Anonymous ID:AlIzOTIf Tue 14 Apr 2020 09:24:26 No.10086371 Report

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>>10067222
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For me, money is not my definition of success. Inspiring people is a definition of success

[...] contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race.

101 Dalmatians, Peter Pan, Lady and the Tramp, and Mulan are the only Disney cartoons where both parents are present and don`t die throughout the movie.

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Anonymous ID:XArrKxP8 Tue 14 Apr 2020 12:47:02 No.10086910 Report

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ok dont care

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Anonymous ID:f33Al/qW Tue 14 Apr 2020 12:50:22 No.10086941 Report

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>>10084642
>its very painful so do it to babies who cant tell anyone
kek based pedo

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