'tis the holiday season all around the world, and even though alien space women have taken over the planet and subjugated humanity holiday spirit is still alive. In the year 2031 however, the Arume wish to put a stop to the festivities. It is now up to the various resistance groups of humanity to put an end to their reign of terror and save Christmas.You are a part of one such resistance group, stationed outside New York City, who are on a special mission to restore the holiday spirit.>Rules
BLACK SANTA
>>11844766 >wake thuh fuck up Scientist in a christmas hat
Rengifer Tarandus Groenlandicus IV
Rengifer Tarandus Groenlandicus IV ID:qpHxqLyk Fri 25 Dec 2020 19:23:01 No. 11844813 Report >AWAKEN
Anonymous
>>11844770 >>11844803 >>11844813 You three all awaken at dawn, December 22nd. It's a cold day, as it had been for the entire winter. The commander is looking off at the city, just a glint on the horizon from where you all are. He's been planning the attack for a while now, and today is the day it's set in motion. He's going to do one more briefing for everyone, once everyone is awake.
Scientist in a christmas hat
>>11844839 >contenplate going back to sleep, but decide to get ready anyway and grab a... hot chocolate. Rengifer Tarandus Groenlandicus IV
Rengifer Tarandus Groenlandicus IV ID:qpHxqLyk Fri 25 Dec 2020 19:43:31 No. 11844876 Report >>11844839 >Begin idly munching on some grass BLACK SANTA
>>11844839 >Dawn a christmas uniform, tactical red and white. >look for gun Anonymous
>>11844846 You take some milk, start up the fire for boiling in the kettle, and start your work. You drop some chocolate in there and watch it melt into the milk. After it's all done, it's some good ass hot chocolate. It's a wonder how you all still have milk and chocolate, apparently the Arume have taste for human foods.
>>11844876 The grass is savory today, the dew atop it refreshing. Your usual grazing doesn't attract much attention, ever since you joined people have just started to accept it.
>>11844880 Unfortunately for you, you manage to get only rags to make you look like the most ghetto Santa. You find a shitty glock as well, it's terrible but at least it's a gun.
Scientist in a christmas hat
>>11844901 >now that I've had my drink, go grab a gun, hopefully a big one, and festivise it with tinsel. Rengifer Tarandus Groenlandicus IV
Rengifer Tarandus Groenlandicus IV ID:qpHxqLyk Fri 25 Dec 2020 20:04:10 No. 11844929 Report >>11844901 >I am sure it's not acceptance, but fear of my reindeer might >Or I would be, were I sapient >Alas, I am not >And so the only thought that runs through my head is that I must CONSUME MORE GRASS Anonymous
>>11844914 A gun you find, it's an M1903 Springfield, and for Christmas you spruce it up with tinsel, green in color, wrapped around the barrel.
>>11844929 You continue to consoom grass, as your instincts demand of you
BLACK SANTA
>>11844901 DAAAS RITE NIGGUHS, ITS TIME FO YO BITCH ASSES TUH GET POPPED
>I say >wait for orders Scientist in a christmas hat
>>11844939 >not bad, not bad at all... >would've prefered a shotgun so I can fill the shells with cotton and rubbing alchohol, but it'll do >now get to the commander Rengifer Tarandus Groenlandicus IV
Rengifer Tarandus Groenlandicus IV ID:qpHxqLyk Fri 25 Dec 2020 20:16:54 No. 11844955 Report >>11844939 >Consume until all the grass in my immediate victinity is spent. >Then take a few steps closer to the group of people and resume grazing. Anonymous
>>11844945 >>11844949 You hear the commander shout "ATTENTION" from where he was gazing over at the city. You and the rest of the camp, only a couple dozen strong. He starts to speak.
>All right everybody, our plan to save Christmas starts today. In the daylight, we will be sending people into the city to gather intelligence about the locations and movements of the law and occupying soldiers. In the night we all sneak into the city, wreck their vehicles, and storm their stations to steal or destroy weapons and documents. As we leave, we leave these behind. He says, picking up a case next to him. He opens it, revealing red Christmas ornaments
>These are actually grenades. When picked up by the hook, the pin will be pulled and it will explode. We must cripple their means of applying force before we move on to grander stages of our operation. There is also more than likely a supply truck on the move to the city right now, to capture it would be of great use to our plan. Dismissed, everybody, move out. >>11844955 After moonching the grass around you and moving up you catch some of the commander's briefing, not like you can understand it. One resistance member takes hold of your lead and stands by with you, observing.
BLACK SANTA
>>11844994 >look for da truck to steaaal Scientist in a christmas hat
>>11844994 >prepare to give the city "christmas cheer" and hunt down the truck. Anonymous
>>11845000 >>11845003 Luckily for the both of you, coming across the highway you can hear a semi truck approaching in the distance, but unfortunately you need a way to slow it down, there are cars ahead of it, coming towards and past you.
Santa Believer
Scientist in a christmas hat
>>11845025 >pull out M1903 >shoot the tires off some of the cars and wait for a pileup Rengifer Tarandus Groenlandicus IV
Rengifer Tarandus Groenlandicus IV ID:qpHxqLyk Fri 25 Dec 2020 20:58:48 No. 11845427 Report >>11844994 >Disregard the soldier, simply continue devouring whatever blades of grass and clumps of lichen I can get my teeth on. >Also make sure to accidentally bump my horns into the resistance member's back while grazing. BLACK SANTA
>>11845025 >>11845030 >Watch dis neega, wait for the ambush Anonymous
>>11845029 You manage to get up right as the commander's speech ended, only seeing everyone disperse with their weapons towards the city. Good thing you didn't sleep in any later, they'd probably get the caribou to trample you.
>>11845030 >>11845669 You snipe a tire out from the car, which causes it to veer off and crash and make another one slam the breaks, which causes the rest of the cars to either pile up into the stopped cars or brake in time. Your target stops at the back, now's your chance before the cops are called or they maneuver the jam.
>>11845427 You keep on grazing, poking the soldier in the back a couple times. He says "damn animal, the commander better have a good reason for keeping you around..."
Scientist in a christmas hat
>>11846236 >rush to the truck >immediately go to shoot the driver >once the driver is dead, prepare to shoot whatever other aroom are in the truck. Santa Believer
BLACK SANTA
>>11846236 >Run up to the back of the truck >Jump in >Shoot whoeva da fuck is in there AYO NIGGAS GET THE WHEELS MOVIN YA HEAR
>I say Rengifer Tarandus Groenlandicus IV
Rengifer Tarandus Groenlandicus IV ID:qpHxqLyk Fri 25 Dec 2020 21:28:04 No. 11846309 Report >>11846236 >Make whatever sound Caribous make as if to mock the guard >Despite the fact I have no concept of mockery nor real reason to make said noise >Then continue moonching Anonymous
>>11846250 You run up to and shoot the driver dead, there's just the one and he's definitely not an Arume, but now you have a truck.
>>11846254 Running through the woods and to the highway, you trip over an exposed branch and fall straight on your face. When you finally get there though, it's chaos, the entire traffic jam are bumping into eachother to get away from the scienceman because he just shot some dude in a semi.
>>11846286 You hop up on the back of the truck's cargo carrier, firing wildly
>>11846309 You make a loud as fuck MMMOOOOO noise right in his ear, causing him to reel back, and then you keep eating the grass. The commander comes back, and talks with the random soldier
>Thank you for holding him, the sleigh is constructed and ready for the 25th Scientist in a christmas hat
>>11846434 >STEAL THIS FUCKING CARGO TRUCK >also make sure there's no tracking device while stealing this fucking cargo truck Rengifer Tarandus Groenlandicus IV
Rengifer Tarandus Groenlandicus IV ID:qpHxqLyk Fri 25 Dec 2020 22:14:46 No. 11846475 Report >>11846434 >God, I wish I knew what a sleigh was >I don't >But something tells me I'll need a lot of energy for something in the near future anyways >So consoom more grass. Anonymous
>>11846447 >You hop in behind the wheel, and from what you can see there are no tracking devices or anything. >>11846475 You continue to consoom the grass, the resistance guy slowly leading you around to fresher patches in the immediate area
Rengifer Tarandus Groenlandicus IV
Rengifer Tarandus Groenlandicus IV ID:qpHxqLyk Fri 25 Dec 2020 22:29:53 No. 11846499 Report >>11846491 >Still not enough. >There is never enough. >Still, I think I can afford to stop fucking inhaling grass for a few seconds to properly look around the area. Scientist in a christmas hat
>>11846491 >good >no tracking devices >now to drive this thing somewhere where we can loot it's supplies Anonymous
>>11846499 Around you you see forest, strange dark grey lines going who knows where and metal beasts traveling down them, and a glimmering thing in the very far distance. Around you are also various forest animals, you can see squirrels scurrying up trees and deer off deeper into the forest that the base has its back to.
>>11846500 You take a three point turn and drive off to the other side of the highway, driving down away from the wreck to get to a place where you can loot and where the police won't find you.
Scientist in a christmas hat
>>11846538 >loot the supply truck and return the supplies to the resistance Rengifer Tarandus Groenlandicus IV
Rengifer Tarandus Groenlandicus IV ID:qpHxqLyk Fri 25 Dec 2020 23:07:08 No. 11846567 Report >>11846538 >Slowly approach a squirrel >I may be unable to eat meat >But I'm gonna crush it with my teeth anyways Anonymous
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>>11846543 After getting off the highway and into the cargo hold, you discover that it's food, lots and lots of food. You take whatever you can carry, lots of vegetables and fruits and and meat you can get your hands on, you run off back into the woods. The black dude on the back helps you steal, in total doubling your gains.
>>11846567 Being a squirrel and thus very skittish, it runs up a tree as soon as you move towards it.
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