>>12022650Those rescue canes were designed by Santa's elites. They were fashioned to work in any environment, never melting or growing too brittle in temperature or moisture content. They were initially made to help the reindeer if things went REALLY bad in mine shaft territory and the marshlands. Since then, they were allowed to be used by special rescue teams, only under the strictest of rules, but we all knew they weren't fragile. The fat man just didn't want one of his heavier investments lost over a cliff or stolen by a smuggler. Honestly, if you can bite though one of those... you deserve to know how it tastes.
