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>be me
>russianon
>wake up in shitty apartment in Novosibirsk
>bed made of hay stolen from local farm
>skip breakfast, is for weaks
>leave home to work in potmetal factory
>spend an hour making car parts
>1000RU, enough for a month
>go to corner store to buy bread
>only 50% moldy, perfect
>walk back home
>gopnik thug steals loaf for me
>oh well, dont want to be fat american anyways
>get back home
>no lock on door, have to prop surplus battle rifle from WW2 against the knob
>sit down at desk
>boot up pc made from scavenged soviet war computers
>open pikabu
>try to post about how amerikkka < russia, doesnt go through
>could not afford internet this month
>open STALKER
>just enough processing power to play in 300p
>play for 6 hours in between rolling blackouts
>for dinner is rat i found in bed last night
>binge drink for a while
>absolute shitty-faced
>walk down street, see pretty gorl
>go in for kiss, consent is for westerners
>is actually man
>headshotted by kgb sniper for homosexuality
>mfw
>russianon
>wake up in shitty apartment in Novosibirsk
>bed made of hay stolen from local farm
>skip breakfast, is for weaks
>leave home to work in potmetal factory
>spend an hour making car parts
>1000RU, enough for a month
>go to corner store to buy bread
>only 50% moldy, perfect
>walk back home
>gopnik thug steals loaf for me
>oh well, dont want to be fat american anyways
>get back home
>no lock on door, have to prop surplus battle rifle from WW2 against the knob
>sit down at desk
>boot up pc made from scavenged soviet war computers
>open pikabu
>try to post about how amerikkka < russia, doesnt go through
>could not afford internet this month
>open STALKER
>just enough processing power to play in 300p
>play for 6 hours in between rolling blackouts
>for dinner is rat i found in bed last night
>binge drink for a while
>absolute shitty-faced
>walk down street, see pretty gorl
>go in for kiss, consent is for westerners
>is actually man
>headshotted by kgb sniper for homosexuality
>mfw
