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Anonymous ID:pGZac7+0 Sun 28 Nov 2021 11:55:27 No.13930365 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13930368 >>13930411 >>13930442

tfw trying to fap on the toilet but my turtle keeps on knocking on the door

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Anonymous ID:oJW45JLf Sun 28 Nov 2021 11:56:58 No.13930368 Report

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>>13930365
Hold your shit in until right as you're about to nut, absolutely transcendent

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Gon !!UYaySxw8qD1 ID:tRhWkBgr Sun 28 Nov 2021 12:13:50 No.13930398 Report

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Turtle bro wants to join in on the action!

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Anonymous ID:sXjbsMUK Sun 28 Nov 2021 12:22:13 No.13930411 Report

Quoted By: >>13931017

>>13930365
Let him in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OuUwLr20qI
and post your pet turtle!

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Anonymous ID:2QD9Xoyq Sun 28 Nov 2021 12:34:46 No.13930442 Report

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>>13930365
let him inside and finish on him

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Anonymous ID:SHHkL+L5 Sun 28 Nov 2021 14:08:13 No.13931017 Report

Quoted By: >>13931023 >>13931027 >>13931079

>>13930411
I let her in after I finished cooming, here is the little rascal

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Anonymous ID:hDQPgLI/ Sun 28 Nov 2021 14:10:39 No.13931023 Report

Quoted By: >>13931037

>>13931017
how does she knock on the door

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Anonymous ID:sXjbsMUK Sun 28 Nov 2021 14:11:20 No.13931027 Report

Quoted By: >>13931037

>>13931017
Aren't those dangerous? We had them in our kindergarten.

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Anonymous ID:SHHkL+L5 Sun 28 Nov 2021 14:13:04 No.13931037 Report

Quoted By: >>13931053

>>13931023
she uses her body as a battering ram
>>13931027
they're safe, they don't bite usually and if they do it's relatively weak

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Anonymous ID:hDQPgLI/ Sun 28 Nov 2021 14:17:35 No.13931053 Report

Quoted By: >>13931102

>>13931037
that sounds funny how old is she

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Anonymous ID:+RDyGDVX Sun 28 Nov 2021 14:20:59 No.13931079 Report

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>>13931017
at first I thought you mean a real turtle, then figured it's an euphemism for wanting to take shit, and now it turns out it was actually about a real turtle

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Anonymous ID:SHHkL+L5 Sun 28 Nov 2021 14:24:38 No.13931102 Report

Quoted By: >>13931112

>>13931053
older than the average bantoid and basedteen!
she is about 7 years old!
>>13931079
yes!

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Anonymous ID:hDQPgLI/ Sun 28 Nov 2021 14:26:22 No.13931112 Report

Quoted By: >>13931153

>>13931102
i heard they can live for a very long time so i was hoping you were going to say like 50 or something

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Anonymous ID:SHHkL+L5 Sun 28 Nov 2021 14:32:45 No.13931153 Report

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>>13931112
hehehe my turtle will probably outlive me
I wonder if she'll miss me

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