Mysteries bad huh... Fine i will write in third person and describe everything. There will be nothing left to imagination or thought. Just 100% spoon-feeding, no metaphors, zero trust in the reader. In fact i will actively mock the reader with 'don't worry i will explain baby goo goo ba ba :)'
It will feel like some school text book for mentally retarded, but at least they won't be scared that they don't know something for even a second. New character? Lets describe his entire biography, motives names of his mother father etc. Nothing to worry about little shits, i will walk you through everything.