>2017
>doesn't watch Duke Nukem the Anime
Were you bullied at school, retarded or maybe both?

>I-it kills brain cells!
No.

>Y-you can get addicted!
No you won't. Unless you're underaged and incapable of watching Duke Nukem the Anime in moderation.

>I-it's EXPENSIVE!!!
Who told you to buy the CDs, you whoa mama peat-gavel.