I had planned to make a stupid coo-king thread but I took a lot of really bad pictures because I was really drunk and I forgot to stab the pork loins with a fork and I cut them into strips instead of chunks and now it will not have that freshly cut nice look to it and I really wanna kill myself now.

Oh, yeah, I also wanted to add a bonus and make fried rice but I dont even have enough ingredients for it, LMAO! It would just be rice only and no other additions. I wanna kms so bad /bant/eros. I suffer.