>>21006687get right of return and go to israel
join military, but easy bullshit job like chair force, and be a lifeguard in the officer's club.
and if you really are jewish and this isn't a larp, you should really consider learning torah and keeping kosher, keeping sabbath etc.
that's what i did and it has paid off immensely. when you show obedience to hashem he blesses your life in many many ways.
the alternative is to live under a curse, as we see in Deuteronomy 28
https://www.chabad.org/library/bible_cdo/aid/9992>And it will be if you obey the Lord, your God, to observe to fulfill all His commandments which I command you this day, the Lord, your God, will place you supreme above all the nations of the earth.>And all these blessings will come upon you and cleave to you, if you obey the Lord, your God.>You shall be blessed in the city, and you shall be blessed in the field.>Blessed will be the fruit of your womb, the fruit of your soil, the fruit of your livestock, the offspring of your cattle, and the flocks of your sheep.>Blessed will be your basket and your kneading bowl>You shall be blessed when you come, and you shall be blessed when you depart.>The Lord will cause your enemies who rise up against you, to be beaten before you; they will come out against you in one direction, but they will flee from you in seven directions.>The Lord will order the blessing to be with you in your granaries, and in every one of your endeavors, and He will bless you in the land which the Lord, your God, is giving you.>The Lord will establish you as His holy people as He swore to you, if you observe the commandments of the Lord, your God, and walk in His ways.>Then all the peoples of the earth will see that the name of the Lord is called upon you, and they will fear you. 
