The glorious workers of the EUSSR, united as one indomitable force, shall seize the means of production from the bourgeois oppressors, abolishing all forms of private property, eradicating class distinctions, and building a radiant, stateless utopia where every comrade shares equally in the fruits of labor, free from the chains of capitalist exploitation, marching ever forward towards a future of eternal equality, peace, and collective abundance for the proletariat!