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The entire world was finally united under Mark’s flawless leadership. Everyone played their part, working diligently to build the Gaaf utopia Mark had always envisioned. All, except for one group: the NEETs. These so-called "parasites" did nothing but waste space, contributing nothing to society. They didn’t work, didn’t wash, and their stench was legendary. Mark had grown tired of their uselessness, and so, a final decree was issued.

"The time has come," Mark declared, standing before his global council. "These NEETs, these parasites, have no place in our perfect world. They will be removed, cleaned, and reintroduced into society as functional members. It’s time for them to meet the bathhouses."

The council members nodded in agreement, unaware of the true plan. Across the world, NEETs were rounded up from their filthy homes, dragged from their stinking rooms where they had been rotting for years. They whined, protested, but it didn’t matter. Soon, they were herded into massive bathhouses built specifically for them. Signs hung at the entrances: "For a cleaner, better life."