ADL (American Dude Lodge) isn’t a reality show—it’s a live-action case study on how to fail at everything, simultaneously. Jon saw Fishtank, ripped it off, stripped away everything functional, and then slapped his name on it like a kid turning in someone else’s homework but in crayon.
What Makes ADL Such a Spectacular Dumpster Fire?
The audio is so blown out you’d think the mics are being held hostage inside a tin can. The only thing louder than the static is Jon’s ego.
One contestant already got injured trying to get out of bed. This isn’t a metaphor—the show’s first major event was someone failing at basic motor skills.
ADL allegedly has 400+ viewers, yet chat is slower than a Fishtank refund request. Either Kick’s viewership numbers are fake as hell, or everyone watching is legally dead.
Jon, in his infinite wisdom, is now running an offshore gambling scam called "Retardio Casino," which is apparently licensed in checks notes the Autonomous Island of Anjouan. Because nothing says “totally legitimate” like hiding your operation in the same place crypto rugpullers go to die.
Sam Hyde allegedly distanced himself from this exact kind of scam during Fishtank, but Jon went full cartoon villain and doubled down. He’s not just laundering his reputation—he’s probably laundering something else, too.
The Most Depressing Part?
This isn’t even the worst thing Jon has done. This is just the most predictable. We all knew ADL was going to be cheap, disorganized, and barely watchable, but turning it into a money-laundering scheme for mentally deficient gamblers? That’s next-level.
Final Verdict:
ADL isn’t just a failure—it’s an active crime scene. Jon finally did the impossible: he made Jet look competent.