>>22793841>1.don't sleep as much as possible
you want under-eye bags, mismatched socks, messed-up hair, and a general air of malaise and confusion
people will detect that you don't want to be there (but not that where you want to be instead is bed)
they will interpret your listlessness as disinterest
>2.take as many strong hallucinogens as you can
having access to the ineffable secrets of the transcendental undulations -abovebeneath- the realm of matter will put you on a different wavelength to most
when they ask—"did you send those emails?", you can confidently answer: "eh-cheh-eh-cheh, the hand of my vessel is an unmerciful cloud of atoms, fundamentally indistinguishable from the glove of my hand; the furnace of my loins is the begetting of stars"
>3.imagine violence at ALL times
be constantly planning what you would do if you were suddenly set upon by everybody in your vicinity—note points of ingress and egress, ad-hoc weaponry, weak points, blind spots—your vigilance and paranoia are the ONLY things which will keep you alive in these trying times
your scanning hunter-eyes and probing mind will instill fear in the prey-like pacifistic herd
>4.avoid people as much as possible
the less contact you have with the social contagion, the more you will diverge from the general populace, and the more impossible it becomes to remerge with the synthetic zeitgeist—the less you have in common with other people the better, frankly
from their perspective, these steps will allow you to become bitter, lonely, insufferable, unapproachable, and weird
...but you and I both know better, eh-cheh-eh-cheh
