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Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Mon 06 Apr 2026 04:08:05 No.24189747 View View Reply Original Report

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kiss and make-up edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.chabad.org/calendar/view/month.htm

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://bitcoin.org

>Alternate Investmenting
https://brickfact.com/blog/guides/investing-in-lego
https://www.tresna.co.uk/blog/rarest-bmx-bikes.htm
https://nerdacity.co.uk/blog/essential-tips-for-funko-pop-collecting-and-investing

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://bad-dragon.com

>Anons in trouble
https://www.crsgh.com/blog/object-stuck-in-your-rectum-why-prompt-medical-care-matters
https://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/suicide-prevention

previous >>24162539

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Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Mon 06 Apr 2026 05:20:41 No.24189838 Report

Quoted By: >>24189840

Holy fuckin shit

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Anonymous ID:wa2zF5F7 Mon 06 Apr 2026 05:21:53 No.24189840 Report

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>>24189838
i should make a polymarket account

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Anonymous ID:wWn1PWW8 Mon 06 Apr 2026 05:49:09 No.24189887 Report

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these threads are way worse than /biz/ smg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Mon 06 Apr 2026 05:57:12 No.24189908 Report

Quoted By: >>24189915

Americans are cheering a bit much about an US soldier allegedly being rescued. What we know is that a lot of equipment is destroyed.

It'd be retarded of the Iranians to send hundreds of people and equipment out to catch this guy only to be bombarded by the US. It's one guy. They are just waiting because they have to. I don't see the US going into the strait either.

This feels almost more like a bait by the US and a PR stunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Mon 06 Apr 2026 05:59:10 No.24189915 Report

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>>24189908
Anyways, Allah be praised they found him.

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Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Mon 06 Apr 2026 08:40:03 No.24191021 Report

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just slept for a while. did it for penelope, think she told me she was having nightmares. someone did at least. wanted to sleep along with her. pre-premarket is open and i'm liking it alot, intc up nicely. anyways i'm wide awake now. should do the gym but i'll probly just smoke -_-'

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Mon 06 Apr 2026 11:21:42 No.24191218 Report

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haven't been to the gym so you guys can fill in the rest i guess. prices fading as we approach open, understandable, as we get closer to the deadline with no deal things start to look worse. i think it is tuesday in japan already too, i wonder what time zone he means.

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Anonymous ID:3szunTSL Mon 06 Apr 2026 11:22:16 No.24191220 Report

Quoted By: >>24191226

Glowie thread

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Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Mon 06 Apr 2026 11:22:51 No.24191221 Report

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It's over again.

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Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Mon 06 Apr 2026 11:26:04 No.24191226 Report

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>>24191220
neet thread :)
some of my friends might be glowies but that's ok, i'm influencing them not the other way around.

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Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Mon 06 Apr 2026 13:29:58 No.24191360 Report

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It's over over.

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Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Mon 06 Apr 2026 13:31:58 No.24191364 Report

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Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Mon 06 Apr 2026 14:06:28 No.24191400 Report

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bought 200 soxl @ 53.36 for a day trade (hopefully)

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Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Mon 06 Apr 2026 14:16:44 No.24191417 Report

Quoted By: >>24191439

sold, $139 profit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aqWalxhQ Mon 06 Apr 2026 14:28:14 No.24191435 Report

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>>24189747
Vomit rabbis all who are flat earthers tag team with satanist ballearth liara in the holiest sit of Hinduism

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Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Mon 06 Apr 2026 14:32:13 No.24191439 Report

Quoted By: >>24191479

>>24191417
double dipped and now +170 for the day, got my adrenaline up and i think i'm done though, but feels good to be back at it.
love you babe, wish you were here posting with me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Mon 06 Apr 2026 14:58:30 No.24191479 Report

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>>24191439
ok, confession, i tried to do it again and be slick and lost $2 and now i'm mad heck because i was in profit when i hit sell and they got me. anyways i'm done because now i'm emotional but $168 is nothing to sneeze at (sneezed while typing that)

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Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Mon 06 Apr 2026 15:13:32 No.24191504 Report

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anyhow, i have dinner and a show tonight with mom and some of her friends, gonna smoke some pot now and nap, probably gonna miss lifting tonight but i'll be able to do some cardio if i'm a good boy at least. bragged to my mom about the trade so she won't be too disappointed at how i spend the rest of my day. don't see penelope posting, and that's too bad, i love you and miss you darling.

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Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Mon 06 Apr 2026 16:11:52 No.24191697 Report

Quoted By: >>24191779

goomba

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Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Mon 06 Apr 2026 16:13:01 No.24191701 Report

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smoked some weed, made my money back and then some with a soxs trade, +191 today, and this and my last trade covers my last interest payment :). need a nap. still no deal, hopefully we get one soon. think 51.50 is an important price level for intc, looks like it was rejected today, but the recent report from keybank is apparently really bullish.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Mon 06 Apr 2026 17:05:45 No.24191779 Report

Quoted By: >>24191790

>>24191697
over over over?

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Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Mon 06 Apr 2026 17:13:01 No.24191790 Report

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>>24191779
roogin

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Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Mon 06 Apr 2026 17:53:12 No.24191850 Report

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praise

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Mon 06 Apr 2026 21:21:42 No.24192246 Report

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By overcoming my anger and bad feeling I noticed just today that how bad people probably can't even really understand that others might have nothing bad on their mind. And if you try to help that makes you a bad person in their minds.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Mon 06 Apr 2026 21:25:10 No.24192253 Report

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Everyone always trying to "get" each other like crabs in a bucket

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Mon 06 Apr 2026 21:25:58 No.24192254 Report

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It's all gonna change

https://youtu.be/t4onBqilHvc?si=gg9mEqLQ4lo_7yAl

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Mon 06 Apr 2026 21:27:47 No.24192256 Report

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Evolve!

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Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Mon 06 Apr 2026 22:00:25 No.24192300 Report

Quoted By: >>24192306

nice green day, beat the indices at least, but it takes more money than this to get me excited. slept through probably the best trading move of the day, but i needed it. gonna shower and get ready to go out. still not seeing penelope but i'm not looking that hard today. i miss you babe. as i often say, i wish you were my date tonight.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Mon 06 Apr 2026 22:01:56 No.24192306 Report

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>>24192300
you have a date tonight babe?

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Mon 06 Apr 2026 22:07:59 No.24192321 Report

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I wish I would have a date tonight. Maybe I'll have one in my dreams.

https://youtu.be/FlQnWSSuwpg?si=-l5fX4_HWJH6gf9b

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Anonymous ID:EKkjhh/h Mon 06 Apr 2026 22:15:24 No.24192329 Report

Quoted By: >>24192341 >>24192352

I bought puts.
I hurt myself today.
Lost 40% of my account.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Mon 06 Apr 2026 22:24:15 No.24192341 Report

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>>24192329
I was very tempted to buy puts but there was no real reason. I got hurt from a trump tweet so bad once that I would never trade one without alot of things to back up my position.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Mon 06 Apr 2026 22:29:45 No.24192352 Report

Quoted By: >>24192363

>>24192306
unless you count my mom, no. but it's the kind of evening that if you share with someone you love, you call it a date.

>>24192329
oof. make it back tomorrow.

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Mon 06 Apr 2026 22:37:42 No.24192363 Report

Quoted By: >>24192372

>>24192352
sounds awful I wanna have a real date
I once had one in the best restaurant in paris. Steak and fries time. My date asked all panicked "wtf there are no prices on the menu" and then they exlained to us that females don't have prices on the menu. I wonder if they still do this today because I think my date loved that little detail.

https://youtu.be/OgeR2oqZGTs?si=gAGNgRMRJRT-PVvG

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Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Mon 06 Apr 2026 22:40:33 No.24192372 Report

Quoted By: >>24192377

>>24192363
that is nice. i'd like to take penelope to a place like that someday. it's been so long since i've been on a good date.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Mon 06 Apr 2026 22:42:24 No.24192377 Report

Quoted By: >>24192390

>>24192372
It was a fever dream. We were 18 found a little restaurant in a street corner. Best duck liver salad ever.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Mon 06 Apr 2026 22:47:29 No.24192388 Report

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the little restaurant was the better date than the expensive one in my mind tho because it was more romantic

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Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Mon 06 Apr 2026 22:48:45 No.24192390 Report

Quoted By: >>24192393

>>24192377
wasn't a "date" but one time this girl took me to a music festival, i was 20, had no car or liscence, i didn't even bring my wallet or any money, i had a backpack with a change of clothes that's all. i had a job as "security" but it was just taking people's glass bottles away at the gate for an hour each day, and i got to drink all the beer i confiscated and it was a lot, i was drunk the whole time. anyways i traded jokes for food and we hitchhiked home, i stayed at her house for days after, my brother showed up one day and said i had to come home. that was my best date. she was definitely really mommy-coded and loved me a lot, she took me on a real adventure and cared for me. older girl.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Mon 06 Apr 2026 22:52:41 No.24192393 Report

Quoted By: >>24192397

>>24192390
that is also a beautiful romantic adventure
I can see how an older girl would fit into this
When I had my first date with an older girl she blew me away in a way that I honestly can't even fully recollect what happened. And I was driving.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Mon 06 Apr 2026 22:53:54 No.24192397 Report

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>>24192393
*the driver

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Anonymous ID:AUwuehel Mon 06 Apr 2026 22:54:40 No.24192400 Report

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Mon 06 Apr 2026 22:55:49 No.24192406 Report

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>>24192400
hnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggh I'm gooooooooooooooooooning

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Anonymous ID:yxRfQS5p Tue 07 Apr 2026 00:41:16 No.24192557 Report

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>$6.9k for a new AC unit + installation

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Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Tue 07 Apr 2026 03:55:52 No.24192811 Report

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nice dinner. interesting show. pretty crazy fusion jazz that was a bit over my head, but as the night went on i was able to get into it. in the middle of the set the artist started complaining about trump though, said 'where's lee harvey when you need him?" and that got some applause... then people started hissing... then shouting... then they got up to leave and continued shouting, i thought there would be a riot but eventually things calmed down. dunno what penelope would've done but in that moment i was glad she wasn't with me. anyhow that was my evening. probly gonna go buy weed (because i am a weakling) but hopefully also get to the gym and do some cardio.

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Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Tue 07 Apr 2026 05:37:10 No.24192969 Report

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Who's bad

https://youtu.be/Sd4SJVsTulc?si=vM1T4ODgTMmzTaXu&t=570

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Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Tue 07 Apr 2026 05:59:33 No.24192995 Report

Quoted By: >>24193017

just got giga mogged, dude was taller, heavier, longer and thicker hair and beard and definitely lifted. going to need time to recover from this.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Tue 07 Apr 2026 06:15:25 No.24193017 Report

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>>24192995
Nobody with a beard can mog me. I myself know the effects of a beard on myself.

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Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Tue 07 Apr 2026 10:56:57 No.24193285 Report

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RIP the market

Yeah, I'm not posting again. I'll wait til my ban runs out.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Tue 07 Apr 2026 12:01:40 No.24193354 Report

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12.5 hours to deadline and the numbers are red.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Tue 07 Apr 2026 12:12:02 No.24193361 Report

Quoted By: >>24193365

Trump already posting meaningless stuff, positioning himself for a TACO

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Tue 07 Apr 2026 12:13:58 No.24193365 Report

Quoted By: >>24193373

>>24193361
taco or not, strait will stay closed and assets at risk until there is a deal. better that iran chickens out.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Tue 07 Apr 2026 12:25:00 No.24193373 Report

Quoted By: >>24193384

>>24193365
There is no point making a deal. Israel will not respect any deal. And if Israel doesn't respect it, the US also will not. No deal is sufficient but the complete destruction of Iran. Israel now also target Turkey, lmao they don't care. Might as well just destroy the whole region from Iran's perspective if you're gonna lose anyways.

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Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Tue 07 Apr 2026 12:40:07 No.24193384 Report

Quoted By: >>24193393

>>24193373
>israel will not respect any deal
not even going to argue the truth of this statement, just going to point out that your argument hinges on this premise, which you did not support with evidence or reasoning, and if i were to engage you, that's what i would interrogate. if this were a formal debate, i would note your willingness to distort reality and i would counter by delivering a speech at a slower cadence, with a softer vibe, to contrast with your heated zeal which is honestly off-putting.

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Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Tue 07 Apr 2026 12:51:33 No.24193393 Report

Quoted By: >>24193399

>>24193384
Your mistake is to assume that what I'm saying is any way "heated" or spoken in a higher cadence, for you to be able to speak slower without appearing retarded. Your imagination is taking hold of you. Reality has been documented. Distortion is what you live.

"which is honestly off-putting"
That's a you-issue.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Tue 07 Apr 2026 12:59:20 No.24193399 Report

Quoted By: >>24193405

>>24193393
you're hurting, you're worried about turkey for personal reasons and i get that, but what are you trying to get from this? let's just agree to disagree and move on, i have important things to share and i don't want politics disturbing the harmony here.

my mom called me babe yesterday and it was pretty weird, she never does that and as she was saying it i could tell she was going like "what am i saying?" like it didn't come from her but from some outside source. i didn't mention anything to her but i sure noticed it, felt like synchronicity.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Tue 07 Apr 2026 13:05:51 No.24193405 Report

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>>24193399
>you're hurting, you're worried about turkey for personal reasons and i get that

Why would I care about turkey babe

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Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Tue 07 Apr 2026 13:49:27 No.24193973 Report

Quoted By: >>24193983

bought 200 soxl @ 53.87

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Tue 07 Apr 2026 13:54:46 No.24193983 Report

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>>24193973
sold for $102

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Tue 07 Apr 2026 14:03:16 No.24193992 Report

Quoted By: >>24194068

bought 200 soxl @ 53.255

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Tue 07 Apr 2026 14:07:12 No.24194068 Report

Quoted By: >>24194095

>>24193992
this was unwise

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Tue 07 Apr 2026 14:23:35 No.24194095 Report

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>>24194068
got out for $35 profit so it was ok. gonna go brag to my mom then go do bad stuff. account is green on account of intc, i'm well aware i could have made a lot more money with a little bit more courage and skill trading, but i'm just happy to be positive and getting that incremental money again.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Tue 07 Apr 2026 15:37:36 No.24194302 Report

Quoted By: >>24194305

bought 222 soxs @ 35.25

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Tue 07 Apr 2026 15:39:23 No.24194305 Report

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>>24194302
quick little profit, +163 today

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Tue 07 Apr 2026 15:57:52 No.24194336 Report

Quoted By: >>24194369

fatass will taco

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Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Tue 07 Apr 2026 15:58:02 No.24194337 Report

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and i'm not just blessed and lucky, i watch the intc chart a lot and i know that 51.50 is an important level and in play today, that aided me in the trading, intuiting what intc was doing and guessing what soxx would do in response. natgas anon was a good trader. he told me about knowing what you trade, familiarity with the chart, and my port is over 40% intc so i look at the chart a lot -_-'
another good piece of advice he gave, at least about day trading, is that you should treat it like stealing food. i think he said ham but i'm gonna go with pie. but don't stick around when you're in profit, get out. i gotta do that more with my day trades, of the bags weighing me down, nearly all of them were in profit at one point.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Tue 07 Apr 2026 16:15:23 No.24194369 Report

Quoted By: >>24194379

>>24194336
even though he said he won't this time?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Tue 07 Apr 2026 16:22:47 No.24194379 Report

Quoted By: >>24194384

>>24194369
TACOs are just too tempting:

>President Trump said that the strikes on Iran that he promised would begin at 8:00 p.m. Tuesday are “happening,” but cautioned that things “could change.”

What's even the requirement to not strike? Open the strait or more? Forgot about it, but strait probably will stay closed anyways

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Tue 07 Apr 2026 16:24:45 No.24194384 Report

Quoted By: >>24194418

>>24194379
>TACOs are just too tempting
that is very true. I would make them more often if they weren't coming with the regret about eating too many of them when I make them myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Tue 07 Apr 2026 16:40:48 No.24194418 Report

Quoted By: >>24194419

>>24194384
fatass wants taco

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Tue 07 Apr 2026 16:43:03 No.24194419 Report

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>>24194418
yeah better stop talking about it. I have lost some weight though and everything over 5 kgs a year would be considered unhealthy for a mostly seditary 4chan shitposter. So... things are going well.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Tue 07 Apr 2026 17:05:17 No.24194440 Report

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damn, the market sucks
twitter sucks, I guess I'll stop using it as it's just circlejerk rightwing bluecheck clickbaitragebait trash

Soon I'll be a 36y old model who looks like a 19y uni freshman anyways

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Tue 07 Apr 2026 17:06:35 No.24194444 Report

Quoted By: >>24195503

i made $33 extra on upro. intc keeps rising and it's making this a very good day. if all goes well i should be welcomed back into /biz/ in a few hours. i can feel the peace vibes in the air, i think a deal is coming.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Tue 07 Apr 2026 18:16:53 No.24194558 Report

Quoted By: >>24194580

He's gonna fold

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Tue 07 Apr 2026 18:28:24 No.24194580 Report

Quoted By: >>24194681

>>24194558
why do you think that why does everyone think that

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Tue 07 Apr 2026 18:30:56 No.24194585 Report

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guys like trump don't do what everyone thinks they will do

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Tue 07 Apr 2026 18:31:30 No.24194587 Report

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that's the beauty about it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Tue 07 Apr 2026 18:39:48 No.24194681 Report

Quoted By: >>24194689

>>24194580
He's actually done it quite often lately

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Tue 07 Apr 2026 18:44:46 No.24194689 Report

Quoted By: >>24194715

>>24194681
spoken like a true delusional bobo who will keep repeating his mistake

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Tue 07 Apr 2026 18:58:42 No.24194715 Report

Quoted By: >>24195033

>>24194689
what did you just say?

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Tue 07 Apr 2026 19:48:17 No.24195033 Report

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>>24194715
woah green candles is iran wiped off the earth yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Tue 07 Apr 2026 21:02:12 No.24195196 Report

Quoted By: >>24195240

finished up nearly 2%. just got a good nap. should be allowed back in /biz/, but /bant/ is still my home.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Tue 07 Apr 2026 21:21:13 No.24195240 Report

Quoted By: >>24195258 >>24195685

>>24195196
I have no home

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Tue 07 Apr 2026 21:28:06 No.24195258 Report

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>>24195240
well you should feel like home here

anyhow it looks like we got peace in our time. hard to find penelope, think i might've responded to her but not sure, and people are posting fast and a lot of negativity, probably just gonna take another nap before gym.

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Anonymous ID:TUb7jl2N Tue 07 Apr 2026 22:08:34 No.24195379 Report

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I tried to warn you. You have nobody but yourself to blame now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Tue 07 Apr 2026 22:51:52 No.24195471 Report

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obvious fold

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qh7HBeAG Tue 07 Apr 2026 23:09:56 No.24195503 Report

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>>24194444
Bro if ya gonna do little bb gun sniper trades, at least stick to one ticker, playin with fire on that ticker today, one wrong tweet could screw ya over.

Also stick with a ticker that keeps a tidy chart, like one of the mag 7 or even the s&p, today's action was pretty reliable if you ignore the deadline and whatnot, in fact I think insiders knew about a deal and were frikking with everyone else today. Straight stop hunting is what today could be called, but I joined in on the fun and all sudden a painful day turns green.

Also you are allowed to move stops, so then yo profit gets locked in and then you got a choice of moving stops again or taking the extra profit now. Three outcomes all positive, and if there is a reversal, only the least green outcome gets realized. But if ya hop from ticker to ticker you never find out the dangers and personality of one particular chart in a risk free manner, but instead find out thru hard losses.

Remember that this is a casino, but the odds are straight 50/50, with yo broker kinda being the house, but any tiny profit puts ya outta that hole. And since all of us will never have market moving positions, all ya need is a clear trend, and moving yo stops, then you can move beyond stupid 1-2% profits into double or triple digit profits.

The game is ez fo us minnows, but the mental game holds us back greatly, and the market does a good job of being irrational to frik with you more. So if ya become fluid and roll with the market, having no opinion on it's direction but simply reading the trend, now the last hurdle is yo own mental, which is ez on most days, the rest ya play the market with pretend money to keep yo blade sharp.

This shih ez bros, but wall st plays a good game in makin ya think it's sooooo hard. Outta here with that bs, no other game can give ya 50/50 odds and the ability to scale

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Tue 07 Apr 2026 23:23:57 No.24195548 Report

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The strait isn't even open?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Wed 08 Apr 2026 00:29:02 No.24195649 Report

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ok, the strait is open, but because Iran controls it, if the US doesn't strike. Oil is still +90 and all the infrastructure is dead. I'm reshorting

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Anonymous ID:yxRfQS5p Wed 08 Apr 2026 01:09:19 No.24195685 Report

Quoted By: >>24195781 >>24195790 >>24195792

>>24195240
>I have no
Legs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Wed 08 Apr 2026 02:35:31 No.24195775 Report

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trying to be happy. i'm going to make a ton of money tomorrow. i'll probably still be off my highs but even so tomorrow will likely be a 5 figure day, already saw that in pre-pre-pre-premarket, and it might just be my biggest ever. counting unhatched chickens here but hard to doubt futures when they're up 3%. even so what i want right now more than anything is to chat with penelope, find out how she is feeling. probably not going to get that. having my smoothie and getting ready for the gym though.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 02:38:08 No.24195781 Report

Quoted By: >>24195820

>>24195685
you meant to say you have no legs BUT you have a home

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Wed 08 Apr 2026 02:44:18 No.24195788 Report

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I like how so many retards see this as a win on twitter, except zionists who are ruling the US anyways. Lmao

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 02:47:03 No.24195790 Report

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>>24195685
And before you say "yeah it was /smg/ and you destroyed it"
I wanna say: I'm glad.
When I was at a very bad place in my life it was (leftist) crippled guy that looked at me in a bad way.
What an asshole. I will always remember this.
He was looking at me like "you don't belong here".
Because it was a place where the poor people live (capital maxxing). I mean he was right but still he had no right. I'm not gonna say I hate cripples because I don't hate you but I still hate this guy.

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 02:48:08 No.24195792 Report

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>>24195685
and he made me think cripples are bad for a long time but I already fixed that because it's a retarded thought lol

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 02:49:09 No.24195793 Report

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it's always those that think god has wronged them who never had any symphathy for me
no matter how suicidal I was

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 02:50:15 No.24195795 Report

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oh this cool beautiful weird guy wants to join our friend group? oh I think he's creepy, probably doesn't like me. Lets see what my little cripple ass can do here

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 02:51:10 No.24195796 Report

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but the worse thing is I say that like I'm so hateful

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 02:51:28 No.24195797 Report

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but I think I am worse anyway and I hate myself so much more for it

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 02:51:51 No.24195798 Report

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I've done unimaginably cold things in my life because I'm such a huge idiot

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 02:52:11 No.24195799 Report

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It's really like I'm an idiot on another level

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 02:52:19 No.24195800 Report

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Like a super idiot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Wed 08 Apr 2026 02:54:03 No.24195802 Report

Quoted By: >>24195805 >>24195809 >>24195816

shut uo

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 02:55:32 No.24195805 Report

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>>24195802
That is the one thing. If you have thought about suicide this much. I can almost guarantee I'm never doing it. 60 years more of this. The thought alone drives me nuts.

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 03:00:07 No.24195809 Report

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>>24195802
I mean it's so obvious how big of an idiot I am.
I actually should have asked the no legs guy how does he cope.
But I didn't because I fear I can't do it anyway.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 03:04:11 No.24195816 Report

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>>24195802
and the funniest thing is sometimes I am also actively afraid of dying. So instead of living like there is no tomorrow I'm actually clinging to life.
Healing myself. Finding ways to get even older.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 03:04:56 No.24195818 Report

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oh and instead of praying I like to curse god

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 03:05:05 No.24195819 Report

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for no real reason

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yxRfQS5p Wed 08 Apr 2026 03:05:18 No.24195820 Report

Quoted By: >>24195838

>>24195781
>BUT you have a home
>me at home

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Wed 08 Apr 2026 03:09:32 No.24195829 Report

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Bomb the ayatoll, pay the toll

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 03:19:21 No.24195838 Report

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>>24195820
I feel the same way but I was bathed in opportunities, lots of fun and exciting adventures when I was younger.
It's nice to remember this as a contrast.
Kinda puts it into perspective. Like it's all made from the same piece of cake. You just got a smaller slice.

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Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Wed 08 Apr 2026 03:19:23 No.24195839 Report

Quoted By: >>24195843

it'S over.
https://x.com/alifarhat79/status/2041680678559900005?s=20

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 03:22:51 No.24195843 Report

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>>24195839
>fintwit is babeposting

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 03:23:14 No.24195845 Report

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we did that frens

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 03:27:08 No.24195849 Report

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>>24195838
yesterday when I was talking to skitzo about my dates in paris I went to sleep and thought "lets dream about that" so I tried to go back to that place when I felt this good.

I never cried myself to sleep so hard.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 03:28:35 No.24195851 Report

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>>24195849
it was almost like one of these holotropic beathing adventures. No idea what happened lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Wed 08 Apr 2026 03:29:44 No.24195852 Report

Quoted By: >>24195865

>>24195849
swiftie, our best days are still ahead of us.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 03:36:05 No.24195865 Report

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>>24195852
I know I don't lose faith
but I feel like it is important to talk to no legs guy
god probably had a reason to "cripple" me right?

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 03:45:54 No.24195880 Report

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Yeah I feel slightly better now

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 03:46:44 No.24195883 Report

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actually I feel noticably better so this thread is actually like a drug to me

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 03:48:48 No.24195886 Report

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I should've been a writer all along but now with AI there is no point

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cXwiJm4A Wed 08 Apr 2026 03:49:36 No.24195889 Report

Quoted By: >>24195898 >>24195900

>>24195849
as I was sleeping today I kept thinking "I'm a transformer, no I'm a superhero" "I'm some kind of a transformer/robot/superhero" and that is why I always wake up and fall alseep

it didn't really make sense

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 03:58:08 No.24195898 Report

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>>24195889
I actually didn't have a dream for a very long time. Maybe the longest time in my life. Maybe even 1-2 years.

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 03:59:22 No.24195900 Report

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>>24195889
certainly not since the leaf made me dream when I was awake

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 04:12:52 No.24195917 Report

Quoted By: >>24195919

I feel like you all think I'm lying and I'm only saying this to be special

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cXwiJm4A Wed 08 Apr 2026 04:15:19 No.24195919 Report

Quoted By: >>24195923

>>24195917
bro I don't know what the hell you're going on about

I've been sick as fuck for the last week and it's hard to concentrate on anything too coherent

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 04:15:23 No.24195920 Report

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But there have been positive changes since then and although I'm really impatient, objectively a human being probably can't go faster in a healthy way. Down 10 pounds btw.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cXwiJm4A Wed 08 Apr 2026 04:15:36 No.24195922 Report

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niggers
&
jewssssssssssssssss

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 04:16:41 No.24195923 Report

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>>24195919
well he wanted to "wow" me and I wanted it to be like that. That's all.

A crazy person could transfer his whole psychosis that way but that is not what happened. I probably went into my own place and the leaf into his.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cXwiJm4A Wed 08 Apr 2026 04:17:57 No.24195925 Report

Quoted By: >>24195926

>>24195923
fuck leafs that's all I have to say bro

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 04:19:14 No.24195926 Report

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>>24195925
yeah it was kinda reckless I could have been crushed like the first time I reached spiritual enlightenment the buddist way by myself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cXwiJm4A Wed 08 Apr 2026 04:22:17 No.24195929 Report

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>>24195926
that's what you get for trying to befriend probable glow niggers

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Anonymous ID:yxRfQS5p Wed 08 Apr 2026 04:24:14 No.24195931 Report

Quoted By: >>24195936

Goodnight/smg/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cXwiJm4A Wed 08 Apr 2026 04:28:02 No.24195936 Report

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>>24195931
goodnight sweet angel prince

niggers
&
jewsssssssssss

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 04:33:50 No.24195939 Report

Quoted By: >>24195941

>>24195929
reminds me of a conversation I once overheard.
Some crazy old dude told another crazy dude about a cop that really wanted to befriend and fix him and he said if that guy doesn't leave him alone he's gonna fucking shoot him in the face.

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Anonymous ID:cXwiJm4A Wed 08 Apr 2026 04:36:44 No.24195941 Report

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>>24195939
oh you just overheard this? would this happen to be that one time you worked at the italian restaurant and bar

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Wed 08 Apr 2026 04:41:56 No.24195946 Report

Quoted By: >>24195948

>>24195941
hi! welcome back. what have you been up to?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cXwiJm4A Wed 08 Apr 2026 04:42:29 No.24195948 Report

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>>24195946
what?

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 04:43:20 No.24195950 Report

Quoted By: >>24195952

>>24195941
>oh you just overheard this?
you think I'm hiding in the shadows but I am the shadows

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Wed 08 Apr 2026 04:46:22 No.24195951 Report

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guys, if you aren't natgas anon, please don't say n+j that way, it confuses me.

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Anonymous ID:cXwiJm4A Wed 08 Apr 2026 04:46:22 No.24195952 Report

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>>24195950
i lit my purest candle in my window : O

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Anonymous ID:ofGwaSC6 Wed 08 Apr 2026 04:50:11 No.24195956 Report

Quoted By: >>24195968

Making bacon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cXwiJm4A Wed 08 Apr 2026 04:59:22 No.24195968 Report

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>>24195956
that's weird I just had bacon

niggers
&
jews

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cXwiJm4A Wed 08 Apr 2026 05:57:06 No.24196004 Report

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this thread is for fake ass niggers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cXwiJm4A Wed 08 Apr 2026 06:03:21 No.24196007 Report

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Did you know? Hitler was a clone

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Wed 08 Apr 2026 07:13:23 No.24196049 Report

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well anyhow it was a decent night at the gym, little bit weaker on the bench, probably because of the 2 days rest, but still good lifts, and i had good squats and increased the weight on my cable rows.
should be sleeping but not tired, thought /biz/ would get better with a green day but it's still nasty and bearish as ever

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Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Wed 08 Apr 2026 08:06:55 No.24196092 Report

Quoted By: >>24196101 >>24196105 >>24196130

I'm not gonna hear about any cope like "but their leaders are dead"

So, there's an agreement to talk about peace.
For this there is a 2 week ceasefire.

>The leaders are those who still are alive or who got replaced but probably are not softer, ceasefire is no indication for anything, they always said they don't want war

>Iran gets money for ships passing through which wasn't the case

>Less ships pass through because they have to coordinate everything

>Uranium is still there

>Jews are seething which very much implies it's a very bad deal and high chance of somebody breaking it

>Oil is still above 90 which is at least $30 higher

>Infrastructure also destroyed, for oilprocessing etc, not just in Iran but also neighbouring countries

>Iranians actually partying this time after end of violence

Yeah, the US lost

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Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Wed 08 Apr 2026 08:14:24 No.24196101 Report

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>>24196092

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Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Wed 08 Apr 2026 08:14:46 No.24196105 Report

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>>24196092

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Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Wed 08 Apr 2026 08:17:20 No.24196110 Report

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>>24196105

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Wed 08 Apr 2026 08:43:49 No.24196125 Report

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>Mehr News Agency reported that on >Wednesday morning, after the establishment of a temporary ceasefire between the United States and the Islamic Republic, several explosions occurred at the Lavan Island refinery.

Now who could that be

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cXwiJm4A Wed 08 Apr 2026 08:52:52 No.24196130 Report

Quoted By: >>24196139

>>24196092
yeah I read about this and it just seems like rhetoric semantics laden bullshit why do you choose to peddle this?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Wed 08 Apr 2026 09:04:14 No.24196139 Report

Quoted By: >>24196162

>>24196130
Because it's true? Or isn't Oil higher? Or do they not control the strait? Or do they not still have their Uranium? Or aren't Israelis seeting? Or isn't the infrastructure destroyed?

>Semantics
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cXwiJm4A Wed 08 Apr 2026 09:30:07 No.24196162 Report

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>>24196139
I am sure if American wanted, they could blow it all up

winning and losing then, in the case of war, is really dependent on the context you give it. They throw simple words around like that, as if it's really such a simple manner, to really placate the populous.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Wed 08 Apr 2026 09:33:54 No.24196165 Report

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Oh, I forgot the lifting of sanctions on Iran.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cXwiJm4A Wed 08 Apr 2026 09:37:33 No.24196167 Report

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"Even if Trump bombs Iran back into the Stone Age, as the U.S. did with North Vietnam, who will have won?"

What the fuck is this? are they seriously writing this shit? I guess, the U.S. can't willingly genocide the Iranian people, can they? like set up literal camps and internment centers, much like Israel is doing, and systematically kill them. Then I am sure, maybe a "winner" would be easier to decide.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cXwiJm4A Wed 08 Apr 2026 09:37:49 No.24196168 Report

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But even then, it's all just proxy wars

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Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Wed 08 Apr 2026 09:44:12 No.24196170 Report

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escalation has stopped and an end is in sight. there will be various reactions but the chiefs of both countries have said cease fire. that's good for markets for now. whether it was a win for america or not depends on whether we get the uranium. if iran gets compensation in the aftermath it's a small price to pay for stability and security. i think whether israel or iran is more satisfied in the aftermath is pretty irrelevant to us but israel showed military effectiveness and iran demonstrated it could secure the strait and withstand bombing assault for a time which will satisfy their strategic partners, who will be viewing this as a major setback and will be looking for any reassurances.
that's my narrative about things anyways.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Wed 08 Apr 2026 11:27:10 No.24196266 Report

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>market goes down tiny tiny bit
>posts

>The United States will work closely with Iran, which we have determined has gone through what will be a very productive Regime Change! There will be no enrichment of Uranium, and the United States will, working with Iran, dig up and remove all of the deeply buried (B-2 Bombers) Nuclear “Dust.” It is now, and has been, under very exacting Satellite Surveillance (Space Force!). Nothing has been touched from the date of attack. We are, and will be, talking Tariff and Sanctions relief with Iran. Many of the 15 points have already been been agreed to. Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Wed 08 Apr 2026 12:21:57 No.24196311 Report

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I JUST THOUGHT ABOTU BYUING OIL AAAAAAAAAAAH

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Wed 08 Apr 2026 12:25:39 No.24196313 Report

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Saudi East-West Pipeline hit by drone

Doesn't matter though. We are now at the stage of market-war-relation where they could nuke themselves but it doesn't matter because Trump isn't tweeting about it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Wed 08 Apr 2026 13:28:22 No.24196357 Report

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good morning /smg/. time to make some money.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Wed 08 Apr 2026 13:48:58 No.24196372 Report

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WHO'S POSTING MY SEETHING JEWS lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Wed 08 Apr 2026 14:22:01 No.24196418 Report

Quoted By: >>24196421

Official market detachment of reality:

>Several Vessels In Gulf Receive Messages Claiming To Be From Iran Navy Saying Hormuz Strait Is Still Closed – RTRS Citing Shipping Sources
>- Iran Navy Message Says Ship Owners Need To Receive Permission From Iran To Transit Or They Will Be Targeted And Destroyed

>Iran Will Withdraw From Ceasefire Agreement If Attack On Lebanon Continues - Tasnim News Citing Unnamed Source

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Wed 08 Apr 2026 14:25:29 No.24196421 Report

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>>24196418
they're going to want to throttle the traffic because they don't want to lose the leverage they've built up. this will keep the oil market tight so that if the conflict starts back up they can put things right back where they were. so yeah it's still mostly closed.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Wed 08 Apr 2026 14:54:50 No.24196448 Report

Quoted By: >>24196455

bought 200 tqqq @ 47.525

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Wed 08 Apr 2026 14:55:34 No.24196453 Report

Quoted By:

>Barak Ravid
>@BarakRavid
>White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt tells me Lebanon is not part of the ceasefire agreement with Iran

It'S over

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Wed 08 Apr 2026 14:56:40 No.24196455 Report

Quoted By: >>24196477

>>24196448
Damn, I could have saved you. I had this in my post window for 2-3 minutes, but didn't hit send because people were mocking me posting alone to myself :((((

This news was 5 min old

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Wed 08 Apr 2026 15:16:57 No.24196477 Report

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>>24196455
-_-' took a $30 profit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Wed 08 Apr 2026 17:27:04 No.24196655 Report

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somebody buy tqqq so they can get bogged and then i'll follow up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Wed 08 Apr 2026 17:28:22 No.24196657 Report

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200 tqqq @ 47.955

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 17:35:17 No.24196925 Report

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ngl watching a 40 yo Manuel Neuer play like he's in his prime against Real Madrid was inspiring af.
I thought I was old but apparently not yet.
He still does the impossible.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 17:36:44 No.24196926 Report

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old man? moving arround like a cat. That's why I love football.

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 17:37:13 No.24196927 Report

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Imagine what he could do in india with all that power

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Wed 08 Apr 2026 17:45:43 No.24196936 Report

Quoted By: >>24196940

wtf is this mememarket, only what trump tweets matters. Netanyahu and Iran can threaten but it doesn't matter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Wed 08 Apr 2026 17:47:28 No.24196937 Report

Quoted By:

sold for $22 profit.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 17:48:10 No.24196940 Report

Quoted By:

>>24196936
Maybe Manuel Neuer can help?

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF ID:D54d4y7j Wed 08 Apr 2026 17:55:02 No.24196950 Report

Quoted By: >>24196955

#Fire #Fury #Babe

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 17:58:09 No.24196955 Report

Quoted By:

>>24196950
exactly what I was talking about babe
Here watch this old man Manuel Neuer catch a ball like a teenager:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/phDACrtojbA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Wed 08 Apr 2026 18:19:06 No.24197106 Report

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Wed 08 Apr 2026 18:22:43 No.24197112 Report

Quoted By:

>iran says ceasefire is unreasonable
>market dumps 0,10%

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Wed 08 Apr 2026 18:28:55 No.24197120 Report

Quoted By: >>24197128 >>24197132

Are they just going to keep it up until the market closes and then rug it in AH or what is this?

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Wed 08 Apr 2026 18:30:50 No.24197128 Report

Quoted By: >>24197138

>>24197120
>they
we don't say this kinda stuff ITT

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF ID:D54d4y7j Wed 08 Apr 2026 18:31:58 No.24197132 Report

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>>24197120
>what is this?
Babe, if I didn't know any better, I would say this whole pump was fueled by bobo margin calls, now that everyone was wiped out, they have no capital to throw into more shorts.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Wed 08 Apr 2026 18:32:48 No.24197138 Report

Quoted By:

>>24197128
I'm at this point where I believe the war only started so the market could dump 10% with a "reason" and Trump doesn't care about the reallife damages done to all the infrastructure, but were able to make some big money on puts and calls

I mean, he also literally said that "nobody could have seen it coming that they'd attack their neighbours"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Wed 08 Apr 2026 18:46:51 No.24197158 Report

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222 tqqq @ 47.635

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Wed 08 Apr 2026 18:48:13 No.24197162 Report

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Market goes down so slowly because everybody is expecting a tweet by trump announcing there's a ceasefire even if it means he has to suck the ayatollah's broken-legged son's dick for the strait to open

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Wed 08 Apr 2026 18:54:28 No.24197170 Report

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kanye should mediate this cease fire. he's fought with armenians (persians) and jews so i think he'd have special insights

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Wed 08 Apr 2026 19:59:00 No.24197341 Report

Quoted By: >>24197532

closed it out for a little under $40 profit. not the best use of my time or capital and risked a lot to make just $91 today but i did make it. otherwise basically my best day on the market ever. gonna brag about it on the dingpost and then to my mom.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gBtS5SQA Wed 08 Apr 2026 21:25:40 No.24197532 Report

Quoted By: >>24198248

>>24197341
But doesn't margin interest eat up a majority of that profit? And if so you should consider yoself in the hole by the interest amount then only get a profit once ya get outta the hole...

Also I can make half that profit while only risking $30, on a chop day. Ez to make 400 on a calmer day while still only risking 30 and putting up 200 in yo account. Or you could just stay on sim for as long as you like, only cost is market data 12 bucks a month, ez to make that on a calm day.

Now if I were to put a few thousand in my account and put on a trade that I knew would go red and hit a few stops but overall got a untouchable entry then we talking 700 after clearing a 100ish hole. But that's on a day without looming news.

But hey you enjoy yo yearly 2k and only look at futures as a way to gauge the market in off hours...

Idk why I do this shih, but I do genuinely want all y'alls to look up and think bigger, it's like you're playing in a huge sandbox but confine yoself to a teeny tiny corner making teeny tiny sandcastles, when other retards like me are attempting to build sand structures, with heavy equipment and shih. It's possible, I'm at a point where I don't even need favorable conditions, but help from the market makes for mulipliers on profits

I used to be pizza boy, but now I am a preacher, and one day I will bring you all to see the light of how ez it is to make money once ya remove mental barriers and sit down and learn from the masters. I am but a disciple of many of those masters, from Livermore to buffet and many in between

This shih ez, it is a big ol' tangled mess, but sit down every day and work at the riddle of the markets, you will find it is more simple than ya think, but it only needs constant effort and work, day after day, month after month.

First step is to be humble and recognize you are a retard who needs learning, I certainly still am, gots to find a new book soon, I've read dozens of books but it is never enough.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yxRfQS5p Thu 09 Apr 2026 01:25:20 No.24198235 Report

Quoted By: >>24198906

*braps continuously for exactly 5 seconds*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Thu 09 Apr 2026 01:36:40 No.24198248 Report

Quoted By: >>24198906

>>24197532
this is natgas anon right? right after you left i drove behind a car with brap in the license plate

anyways long nap. need a shower.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P/4jk48B Thu 09 Apr 2026 01:56:19 No.24198267 Report

Quoted By: >>24198277

NIGGERSSSSSSSSSSSS
&
JEWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsss

NATGAS AND KOLD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Thu 09 Apr 2026 02:01:01 No.24198277 Report

Quoted By: >>24198331 >>24198825

>>24198267
=D made any good trades in this volatility?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yxRfQS5p Thu 09 Apr 2026 02:32:32 No.24198331 Report

Quoted By: >>24198394

>>24198277
I'm having a lot of fun trading /CL with terrorists and glowniggers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Thu 09 Apr 2026 03:35:07 No.24198394 Report

Quoted By:

>>24198331
>fun
that's what's really important. not having much of that here but i had a lot to brag to my mom about today.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 07:21:24 No.24198718 Report

Quoted By: >>24198767

Hey guys, the Strait is closed, but that's ok. Trump isn't talking about it, so we're good.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Thu 09 Apr 2026 07:37:12 No.24198734 Report

Quoted By:

so umm...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 07:48:34 No.24198745 Report

Quoted By:

We need Pokemon Card futures

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 08:09:38 No.24198767 Report

Quoted By: >>24198779

>>24198718
Greta is dating white males only

https://youtu.be/dcKGN_lTdyM?si=3-p6pbWFep0UoBYS

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 08:19:52 No.24198779 Report

Quoted By: >>24198786 >>24198787

>>24198767
Boy am I lucky to not be white if that is the case

>stares in pure ancient greek

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 08:27:17 No.24198786 Report

Quoted By:

>>24198779
TIL albinos can have red eyes

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 08:29:08 No.24198787 Report

Quoted By: >>24198791

>>24198779
oh and absolutely still would bang Greta.
I once had a leftist gf who forced me to vote (I just pretended) so I can deal with that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 08:33:57 No.24198791 Report

Quoted By: >>24198796 >>24198798

>>24198787
>he can vote
Now you can't leave the country for more than 3 months without permit

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 08:38:52 No.24198796 Report

Quoted By: >>24198797 >>24198822

>>24198791
where could I stay longer for 3 months anyway

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 08:39:09 No.24198797 Report

Quoted By:

>>24198796
than

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 08:39:39 No.24198798 Report

Quoted By:

>>24198791
hm ok multiple countries... wtf

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 08:41:21 No.24198802 Report

Quoted By:

DIESE SCHEISS DEUTSCHEN

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cXwiJm4A Thu 09 Apr 2026 08:42:05 No.24198803 Report

Quoted By: >>24198832

can beauty come out of ashes?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:cXwiJm4A Thu 09 Apr 2026 08:45:29 No.24198806 Report

Quoted By:

make me not know whether to laugh or cry

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 08:54:03 No.24198822 Report

Quoted By: >>24198829

>>24198796

all of Urope?

Ryanair to Ireland with 20€

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:cXwiJm4A Thu 09 Apr 2026 08:55:25 No.24198825 Report

Quoted By:

>>24198277

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 08:57:37 No.24198829 Report

Quoted By: >>24198872

>>24198822
my father actually got me a lawyer because he was such a patriot. They noticed that so instead of T3 (what I wanted) I'm officially a cripple (T5)

So don't you laugh too hard. It's not me whos gonna have defend this country.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:cXwiJm4A Thu 09 Apr 2026 08:58:59 No.24198831 Report

Quoted By: >>24198833

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 08:59:53 No.24198832 Report

Quoted By:

>>24198803
yes it can google "phoenix"

3 ID:dL0KuoKP Thu 09 Apr 2026 09:02:15 No.24198833 Report

Quoted By: >>24198840

>>24198831
You put six million Aryans in ovens
I put nine billion of you niggers in the combine harvester

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cXwiJm4A Thu 09 Apr 2026 09:14:49 No.24198840 Report

Quoted By: >>24198845 >>24198847

>>24198833
NIGGERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
&
JEEEEEWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsss

3 ID:dL0KuoKP Thu 09 Apr 2026 09:25:54 No.24198845 Report

Quoted By:

>>24198840
There's no difference between niggers and jews

3 ID:dL0KuoKP Thu 09 Apr 2026 09:28:55 No.24198847 Report

Quoted By:

>>24198840
There's no difference between jews and niggers

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 09:58:26 No.24198872 Report

Quoted By: >>24198901

>>24198829
I'm T 800 with T50 eyes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 10:02:13 No.24198877 Report

Quoted By: >>24198885 >>24198889

>OpenAI is pausing its Stargate infrastructure project in the UK, citing the high cost of energy and regulatory environment

The market was obviously never this much detached from reality.

>Market moves with Oil futures
>Oil futures detached from real oil
>Energy crisis
>fucks AI
>AI is dogshit anyways, but nonetheless now even more under threat
>Whatever bro Trump said ceasefire

I'm selling options in both direction. With time I'll make money. But it would still be more fun to be able to tell what when to do and see this shit move rationally

reaper

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reaper ID:dL0KuoKP Thu 09 Apr 2026 10:16:44 No.24198885 Report

Quoted By: >>24198892

>>24198877

reaper

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reaper ID:dL0KuoKP Thu 09 Apr 2026 10:30:43 No.24198889 Report

Quoted By: >>24198892

>>24198877

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 10:36:44 No.24198892 Report

Quoted By: >>24198908

>>24198889
>>24198885

yes weed

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Thu 09 Apr 2026 10:44:39 No.24198897 Report

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>red numbers
not again

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 10:47:41 No.24198901 Report

Quoted By: >>24198903

>>24198872
no you're the first wave "Operation menschlicher Schild"

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 10:48:11 No.24198903 Report

Quoted By: >>24198911

>>24198901
*menschliches

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Thu 09 Apr 2026 10:52:35 No.24198906 Report

Quoted By:

>>24198248
>>24198235
meant to reply to this post

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 10:53:37 No.24198908 Report

Quoted By:

>>24198892
it's corn

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 11:09:24 No.24198911 Report

Quoted By: >>24198916

>>24198903
menschlicher was right, you NATIVE (extra virgin)

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 11:15:02 No.24198916 Report

Quoted By: >>24198917 >>24198931

>>24198911
Meine Vorfahren waren nunmal Immigranten. Kann man nicht erwarten nach ein paar Generationen das ich schon deutsch kann. Ist unnatürlich für mich.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 11:16:10 No.24198917 Report

Quoted By: >>24198931

>>24198916
,dass

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 11:17:17 No.24198918 Report

Quoted By:

Alles Kacke

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 11:19:41 No.24198920 Report

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und das mit dem unnatürlich meine ich sogar ernst, würdest du neu griechisch lernen würdest du das merken

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yqTtQyzN Thu 09 Apr 2026 11:21:06 No.24198921 Report

Quoted By: >>24198934

(°〇°)

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 11:22:36 No.24198922 Report

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maybe I should go to japan and find a wife there, I bet there is at least 1 left

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 11:28:33 No.24198931 Report

Quoted By: >>24198935 >>24198937 >>24198940

>>24198916
>>24198917

ALLER

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Thu 09 Apr 2026 11:31:29 No.24198934 Report

Quoted By:

>>24198921
hey babe

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 11:31:33 No.24198935 Report

Quoted By:

>>24198931
gibt aber auch immigranten die können deutsch besser, so wie ich besser englisch kann als manche hier. Glaube ja die einzigen guten deutschen Poeten im Sinne von Gedichten und so sind irgendwelche Türken.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 11:32:52 No.24198937 Report

Quoted By:

>>24198931
die entwickeln quasi so eine Liebe für die Sprache die kein Deutscher mehr schafft

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 11:35:00 No.24198940 Report

Quoted By:

>>24198931
Ich hab Goethe oder Nietzsche nämlich nie verstanden

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 11:38:11 No.24198944 Report

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Schaaaaaaaaalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 11:42:24 No.24198949 Report

Quoted By: >>24198955

Törken

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 11:48:52 No.24198955 Report

Quoted By:

>>24198949
wahrscheinlich eher Kurden das sind die intelligenteren von denen

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wkOdXrei Thu 09 Apr 2026 11:50:04 No.24198958 Report

Quoted By: >>24198961 >>24198962

Hail Hitler semper Fidelis to all are armed forces and have a nice day

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wkOdXrei Thu 09 Apr 2026 11:50:55 No.24198959 Report

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Unless you're a jew, a black, a poopjeet, an Amish of the incestuous persuasion or some other kind of person I hate

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wkOdXrei Thu 09 Apr 2026 11:51:26 No.24198960 Report

Quoted By:

Because if you're any of those things, I want you to have a REALLY nice day. Enjoy it.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 11:51:44 No.24198961 Report

Quoted By: >>24198967

>>24198958
i don't think hail and heil means the same actually

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 11:51:53 No.24198962 Report

Quoted By: >>24198967

>>24198958
but I could be wrong

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Anonymous ID:wkOdXrei Thu 09 Apr 2026 11:52:13 No.24198964 Report

Quoted By: >>24198966

Because you don't have many left

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 11:52:48 No.24198966 Report

Quoted By:

>>24198964
oh good to know

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wkOdXrei Thu 09 Apr 2026 11:52:50 No.24198967 Report

Quoted By: >>24198968 >>24198973 >>24198975

>>24198961
>>24198962
U ain't on the jury nigga get hailing or die in shame and dishonor

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 11:53:20 No.24198968 Report

Quoted By: >>24198972

>>24198967
I wouldn't have voted for him

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wkOdXrei Thu 09 Apr 2026 11:54:01 No.24198972 Report

Quoted By:

>>24198968
That doesn't mean you can't hail him

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 11:54:29 No.24198973 Report

Quoted By:

>>24198967
and I don't think I have any honor.
If I have honor it's actually because I'm too lazy to do the wrong thing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:wkOdXrei Thu 09 Apr 2026 11:55:16 No.24198974 Report

Quoted By: >>24198977

Go on, hail the hitler.

Hail the hitler

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 11:55:24 No.24198975 Report

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>>24198967
and I'm losing shame day by day
very unlikely there would be any shame left to die in

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 11:56:00 No.24198977 Report

Quoted By:

>>24198974
no let the immigrant do it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wkOdXrei Thu 09 Apr 2026 11:57:19 No.24198979 Report

Quoted By: >>24198982

God, wouldn't it be nice to express yourself by hailing Hitler in Germany right now?

I know what I'd be saying if I was in Germany right now. Because I'm saying it here in Canada right now.

I'd be saying

>HAIL HITLER

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:wkOdXrei Thu 09 Apr 2026 11:58:31 No.24198981 Report

Quoted By:

I mean, can it really hurt? It feels so good. Try it.

Hail Hitler.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 11:58:39 No.24198982 Report

Quoted By:

>>24198979
last guy I heard saying that IRL was a jew
and I want it to stay that way

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wkOdXrei Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:01:23 No.24198985 Report

Quoted By: >>24198988

It's like a first kiss, but every time. Tactile, remarkable, fulfilling and cathartic.

Hail Hitler

Ahhhhhhhhhh. It's like shooting that China white good good.

Slam it and taste it.

Hail.

Hitler.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:03:53 No.24198988 Report

Quoted By:

>>24198985
>that China white good good
is it really that great? How good is it? Can you explain it in detail?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wkOdXrei Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:04:19 No.24198989 Report

Quoted By: >>24198991

>he doesn't know about the 10 million strong judeo-gypsy zombi3 army Hitler is preparing to conquer earth with.

He's been in charge in hell for at least 25 years now. On his 30th birthday in hell he plans to invade. First, through Turkmenistan.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:05:16 No.24198991 Report

Quoted By:

>>24198989
when I arrive in hell I'm gonna say "daddy's home"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wkOdXrei Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:05:25 No.24198992 Report

Quoted By: >>24198999

You know that when you try to hail Hitler after he returns to conquer earth that it won't work right?

Save your soul.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:09:46 No.24198999 Report

Quoted By:

>>24198992
I'm thinking about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wkOdXrei Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:09:53 No.24199000 Report

Quoted By: >>24199002 >>24199006 >>24199008 >>24199012

He is known to be merciful but as we all know in the order, the apocalypse is defined by process. Like everything in life. The rules state that when he returns with the 12 million strong judeo-gypsy army, he can no longer grant forgiveness.

Because you didn't believe in him and you didn't listen to his words. You believe him a liar. And yet, when he shows you the greatness of his works, you wish to know him? You claim to be by his side, and knowing his truths?

When a black woman speaks: You listen. And you learn.

When Hitler speaks: you hail. And you obey.
Hail Hitler.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:10:54 No.24199002 Report

Quoted By:

>>24199000
I absolutely listened to his words like every other edgy kid out there.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:12:11 No.24199006 Report

Quoted By:

>>24199000
the remembering his words is the hard part

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:12:59 No.24199008 Report

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>>24199000
I also have a thing where I listen to shit and I internalize nothing

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:wkOdXrei Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:14:23 No.24199011 Report

Quoted By: >>24199015

You didn't believe, you didn't hail.

It's like telling your own son that the cannonball he did was great, even though you didn't actually watch him do the cannonball jump. You didn't even observe the magnitude of the splash, or whether anyone was splashed and the effect it had on them.

You just sat there. You sat there like some kind of nincompoop. And then you said
>Good job!
But you weren't even looking. Like some kind of nincompoop.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:14:31 No.24199012 Report

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>>24199000
you can't just "take in" nazi ideology. You really have to live it. Hitler youth etc. the whole charade. Then you can call yourself a believer.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wkOdXrei Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:15:29 No.24199014 Report

Quoted By: >>24199019 >>24199020

Don't try to
>Nice job son!
Hitler.

You fucking worm

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:15:40 No.24199015 Report

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>>24199011
I'm telling you your nazi magic is weak. Maybe I can find you a small town in rural saxony where they are still living it. I bet they will be so glad to have you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wkOdXrei Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:16:41 No.24199017 Report

Quoted By: >>24199018

The effect of the nice job son is null if the cannonball has already been performed, the splash is over and you werent even watching

Enjoy your endless space in the void

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:17:47 No.24199018 Report

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>>24199017
>Enjoy your endless space in the void
sounds... good!?

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:19:24 No.24199019 Report

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>>24199014
>You fucking worm
Aus der Erde gewachsen.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:19:51 No.24199020 Report

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>>24199014
Deutschem Boden

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:20:49 No.24199022 Report

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I'm a fruit of the land

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:22:59 No.24199024 Report

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I wonder what you are as a canadian since nobody ever lived there

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:23:07 No.24199025 Report

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A pest?

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:23:50 No.24199027 Report

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Canadians are damage to the eco system

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:24:59 No.24199028 Report

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Americans are criminal invaders

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:25:19 No.24199029 Report

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And australians are prisoners

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:26:06 No.24199030 Report

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at least that is probably what Hitler would say

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:26:49 No.24199032 Report

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we didn't want you back then
when did we ever say "come back"?

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:27:22 No.24199033 Report

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I bet Hitler would have a plan how to get rid of you for good

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:29:52 No.24199034 Report

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luckily the chinese and russians have enough nukes to save me

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:31:16 No.24199036 Report

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https://youtu.be/QJufE7T0tGo?si=SpFK0iYI2CRnjIO2

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:38:36 No.24199043 Report

Quoted By: >>24199044

In hindsight Hitler should have attacked america for "Lebensraum"
Nobody would have cared.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:38:58 No.24199044 Report

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>>24199043
instead of poland

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:43:00 No.24199046 Report

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200 years they went from "nobody cares" to "center of the world"
I'd call that a bubble.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:51:01 No.24199053 Report

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stock market crash, civil war, china takes taiwan, israel gets nuked, middle east cuts america off from all the resources und dabei im garten grillen

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:52:09 No.24199055 Report

Quoted By: >>24199056

>Mike Zaccardi, CFA, CMT
>@MikeZaccardi
>Real disposable personal income was -0.5% in February.. oof

AMERICANS WORKING FOR FREE AYOOOLMAO

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:53:18 No.24199056 Report

Quoted By: >>24199060

>>24199055
it started when Trump mocked all religion on easter monday

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:54:24 No.24199057 Report

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DOOOOOOOOOOM

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 12:57:56 No.24199060 Report

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>>24199056
it is ironically "the day of rest"
it's the one day of the year where you appreciate Jesus' pain and

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 13:05:06 No.24199065 Report

Quoted By: >>24199066

>$INTL | Intel Wins Google Commitment To Use Xeon Chips In Data Centers

RIP AI

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Thu 09 Apr 2026 13:10:20 No.24199066 Report

Quoted By: >>24199102

>>24199065
need it or keep it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 13:38:43 No.24199092 Report

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literal memeconductor economy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 13:46:55 No.24199099 Report

Quoted By: >>24199110

This is a pump for 6 hours day

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7XlG4Vjg Thu 09 Apr 2026 13:49:47 No.24199102 Report

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>>24199066
should have bet bigger but im happy. its almost 10% of my high risk account now. thanks intc anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Thu 09 Apr 2026 13:51:21 No.24199104 Report

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>>24199102

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 13:53:30 No.24199107 Report

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Israel doesn't want ceasefire

>Israeli Defense Minister: We will continue our attacks against Hezbollah and targeting it in the Litani area and other area

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 13:58:36 No.24199109 Report

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They can't suppress oil

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Thu 09 Apr 2026 13:59:14 No.24199110 Report

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>>24199099
it probably is because i'm afraid to buy anything

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 14:06:18 No.24199119 Report

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bullmarkets are the worst, it's such dogshit. No real pullbacks, no reverse V like the V with bottoms. It turns into the ugliest grinding

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 14:10:33 No.24199124 Report

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>Carlyle Private-Credit Fund Hit With 15.7% In Redemption Requests –
@WSJ

They probably saw the S&P and thought the money has to go into this retard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Thu 09 Apr 2026 14:15:06 No.24199131 Report

Quoted By: >>24199435

bought 200 udow @ 54.885

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 14:20:23 No.24199137 Report

Quoted By: >>24199292

I'm gonna short SOXL down to 6

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 14:23:34 No.24199287 Report

Quoted By: >>24199292

>sandisk revenue guidance
>REVENUE
>4.4-4.8billion
>MCAP 121billion

Sandisk was the memecompany you bought the SD-card for your mp3 player 15 years ago. And maybe USB-stick, but rather the SD-card.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Thu 09 Apr 2026 14:34:11 No.24199292 Report

Quoted By: >>24199301

>>24199137
>>24199287
what about talking 'puter do you not understand?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 14:39:48 No.24199296 Report

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holy damn they are suppressing oil so hard. Spikes up on news about evacuation warning by Israel in Lebanon because of Israeli strikes
>immediately dumps again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 14:42:10 No.24199301 Report

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>>24199292
DOGS CAN TALK TOO

BUT CAN IT THUNK?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 15:33:52 No.24199422 Report

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The market knew there will be news. That's why it's not going down.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 15:35:54 No.24199424 Report

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>Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu: In light of the repeated and ongoing appeals from Lebanon to open direct negotiations with Israel, I instructed the cabinet yesterday to open direct negotiations with Lebanon at the earliest possible time. The negotiations will focus on the disarmament of Hezbollah from its weapons and the regulation of peace relations between Israel and Lebanon. Israel appreciates the call today by the Prime Minister of Lebanon to demilitarize Beirut.

Shit like this is not something you announce suddenly. So the market knew.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Thu 09 Apr 2026 15:49:04 No.24199435 Report

Quoted By:

>>24199131
sold for $152 profit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Thu 09 Apr 2026 16:09:40 No.24199467 Report

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need a nap so badly. want to talk with penelope but i don't see her. maybe she went to japan and that was her saying hello. i think she lost her job recently but i dunno. might get back to portfolio highs today, if i do i'll take a screenshot to protect my wealth, hope it doesn't happen while i'm sleeping.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 16:34:13 No.24199506 Report

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god does get angry

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 16:39:36 No.24199517 Report

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god awful market

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 16:40:25 No.24199520 Report

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I really believe the jews trolling biz are really jews

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 16:41:20 No.24199521 Report

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it's like the one thing that'll always be able to shock me how edgy they are. maybe it even scares me now that I left that tribe

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 16:41:47 No.24199522 Report

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but... they are human after all.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 16:43:31 No.24199525 Report

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Maybe I should make fun of my dead ancestors more

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 16:43:51 No.24199526 Report

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some of them were fat

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 16:44:09 No.24199527 Report

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like during hard times how the fuck does that happen

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 16:44:17 No.24199529 Report

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and I'm here losing weight

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 16:44:35 No.24199530 Report

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they were probably so dumb

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 16:45:50 No.24199532 Report

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I probably shoud've grown up on a farm. Milking cows.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 16:46:24 No.24199533 Report

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Probably not a city boi at all

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 16:48:09 No.24199535 Report

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Just me, the neighbours wife who is probably my 2nd cousin and the animals in the woods. That would've been the lyfe

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 16:53:41 No.24199539 Report

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54 picture posts

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 16:53:51 No.24199541 Report

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that is a new low

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 16:54:02 No.24199542 Report

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they said /smg/ gets worse over time

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 16:54:27 No.24199544 Report

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and now we have reached that stage where I am the only smart one noticing the lack of pictures thus making this a worst thread than the last, again

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 16:55:15 No.24199546 Report

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I think the last thread of all /smg/ threads will just be 300 posts by me without any pics

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 16:56:35 No.24199549 Report

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without anyone ever even entering the thread because all of /bant/ knows me by now

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 16:56:56 No.24199550 Report

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and turned away in boredom and disgust

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 16:57:41 No.24199551 Report

Quoted By: >>24199555

Einstellenfeuer

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 16:58:05 No.24199552 Report

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I had a small dream today. I dreamt I gave my legs away but I don't remember for what.
I bet it was a shitty trade.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 16:59:10 No.24199555 Report

Quoted By: >>24199629

>>24199551
gibts nich das wort

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:02:00 No.24199629 Report

Quoted By: >>24199635

>>24199555
SIEHE DIESE ZAHLEN

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:05:10 No.24199635 Report

Quoted By: >>24199640

>>24199629
danke wäre mir nicht aufgefallen

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:06:03 No.24199637 Report

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~Archievement unlocked~
>~Numbers~

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:06:22 No.24199639 Report

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*gluck* (xbox360 sound)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:06:35 No.24199640 Report

Quoted By: >>24199641 >>24199644

>>24199635
Hallo I bims 1 glAs XXl (Bier) biddö

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:07:24 No.24199641 Report

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>>24199640
naa hia wird nit g'suffa

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:07:59 No.24199643 Report

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The market will just go in one go back to ATH while there's an oilshortage. Amazing, nothing can bring it down.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:08:05 No.24199644 Report

Quoted By: >>24199647 >>24199682

>>24199640
hop arbeitn kimmts ma

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:09:34 No.24199647 Report

Quoted By: >>24199653

>>24199644
Oi, ei PFull Haus!

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:12:45 No.24199653 Report

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>>24199647
ich glaub ich hasse dialekte

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:13:28 No.24199655 Report

Quoted By: >>24199661 >>24199682

als kind wurde ich immer gehänselt weil meine eltern ja keinen hatten

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:13:44 No.24199656 Report

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und dann konnte ich nicht richtig sch sagen und so

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:14:23 No.24199659 Report

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bzw. meine eltern hatten einen nicht lokalen dialekt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:14:54 No.24199661 Report

Quoted By:

>>24199655
noch a FULL house

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:14:59 No.24199662 Report

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eigentlich hat ja jeder dialet deswegen redest du auch wie ein K-Wort

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:15:54 No.24199664 Report

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gibts in frankfurt überhaupt jobs when der aktienmarkt 30% fällt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:15:58 No.24199665 Report

Quoted By: >>24199666

I guess I wasn't wrong about the 6 hour pump

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:16:57 No.24199666 Report

Quoted By: >>24199682

>>24199665
idk if I should be happy I'm not a bobo or keep seething that I missed that dip

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:29:45 No.24199682 Report

Quoted By:

>>24199666
HOLY MOLY THAT'S A FULL HOUSE
>>24199655
>>24199644
waren gar nicht full house, kein plan von poker lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:33:26 No.24199687 Report

Quoted By: >>24199691

Was ist das eigentlich für ein Hurensohntwittermarkt

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:34:58 No.24199691 Report

Quoted By: >>24199693

>>24199687
>Hurensohntwittermarkt
was fürn markt?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:36:31 No.24199693 Report

Quoted By: >>24199698 >>24199701

>>24199691
Hurensohn sein Twitter

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:38:04 No.24199698 Report

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>>24199693
nutzt du irgendwelche psychologischen Taktiken gegen mich oder so? Du scheinst immer einen gewissen "stick" zu haben. Zuvor hast du was anderes gemacht

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:38:53 No.24199701 Report

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>>24199693
vorher immer so fragen gestellt von wegen erklär mir mehr und jetzt irgendwas sagen was ich nicht verstehe

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:40:14 No.24199704 Report

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also wenn du kein psychologe bist und du sowas automatisch machst weiss ich nicht ob dir ne therapie eigentlich hilft

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:40:59 No.24199707 Report

Quoted By: >>24199715

vllt eher einfach Jäger werden oder so

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:42:46 No.24199709 Report

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ein date von mir hat das bei ihrer therapie empfohlen bekommen

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:43:13 No.24199711 Report

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die war geil

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:43:51 No.24199713 Report

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hat aber leider nen anderen gebumst nur um mich damit zu quälen

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:44:19 No.24199714 Report

Quoted By: >>24199716

Öl verreckt auch einfach weil Israel sagt, dass sie sich in einer Woche mit Libanon treffen. In der Zwischenzeit killen sie noch 10000 Leute, ist ok. Iran hat auch kein Problem damit, Hauptsache in ner Woche Kaffee in Washingotn

Unironisch, du bist behindert wenn du heute noch in nen Krieg ziehst. Nächste Stadt machen die Leute Party. Trannies only unterstützen dich mit nem behinderten DOGE-Shiba in tacticgear
Videos von Drohnen die dich jagen

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:45:04 No.24199715 Report

Quoted By: >>24199717 >>24199721

>>24199707
Jäger bei Gefragt Gejagt?

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:45:10 No.24199716 Report

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>>24199714
ah du guckst voll viele kriegsvideos

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:45:26 No.24199717 Report

Quoted By: >>24199722

>>24199715
nein so mit tiere töten

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:47:09 No.24199721 Report

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>>24199715
wenn sich ein reh oder so im zaun verheddert dann kommt der jäger und schiesst es tot und dann geht ihm ein bißchen einer ab

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:47:11 No.24199722 Report

Quoted By: >>24199725

>>24199717
Ich will nicht dass das Tier dabei stirbt

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:48:21 No.24199725 Report

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>>24199722
das hat sie auch gesagt aber sie findets trotzdem toll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:52:42 No.24199736 Report

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Was redet Mark Nutte von der Nato überhaupt über Hormuz? Iran will jetzt Kohle scheffeln. Als ob Iran jetzt sagt
>ja, ihr könnt gerne vorbeikommen und euch hier stationieren, wir werden euch nicht zerbomben, als ob ihr uns nicht unsen Zoll nehmen wollt

ALS OB IRAN NOCH GELD BEKÄME, WENN NATO DIE FUCKIN STRAIT KONTROLLIERT. WENN DU SOWAS ÖFFENTLICH SAGST, BEDEUTET DAS, DASS DU GEWISSERMASSEN PLANST GEGEN IRAN VORZUGEHEN;
UND DAS AUCH NOCH OHNE MANDAT

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:53:01 No.24199737 Report

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ist vielleicht auch bei mir so das problem. bis auf trading mache ich eigentlich kaum was, was eigentlich so zum meinem character passen würde oder so ka

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:53:34 No.24199743 Report

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also wo ich nichtmehr 24/7 counterstrike spiele hätte ich mir vllt echt was anderes suchen sollen

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Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:55:34 No.24199747 Report

Quoted By: >>24199754

>>24199737
Was sollte denn zu deinem Charakter passen, HÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ?

Meine hobbies sind shittalken und es ist mir scheißegal ob ne Frau mehr erwartet oder überhaupt irgendwas erwartet. Ich bin kein Statussymbol, du Futt.

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 17:57:40 No.24199754 Report

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>>24199747
jede wettkampfsportart eigentlich die ich überdurchschnittlich besser könnte als andere weil ich andernfalls mit meinem niedrigen frustrationspotenzial und brett vorm kopf nicht so weit komme das ich mitspielen kann

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 18:02:30 No.24199855 Report

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>>24199754
krass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 18:04:04 No.24199899 Report

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Das war Bibi

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 18:07:26 No.24199913 Report

Quoted By: >>24199922 >>24199925

>geht runter mit Grund
>geht grundlos wieder hoch

Der Krieg war kontrollierter Ausverkauf. So wie 9/11 KONTROLLIERTE Detonation.

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 18:09:53 No.24199922 Report

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>>24199913
das glaub ich auch, hattest du von dem tax cut gehört vorher?

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 18:10:55 No.24199925 Report

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>>24199913
>>24199922
full house.
die wussten nämlich das der markt nach oben gehen wird eigentlich und wollten kaufen

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 18:11:08 No.24199926 Report

Quoted By: >>24199927 >>24199929

Tweeten die eigentlich jede minute oder warum springt und fällt es immer alle paar minuten

Welcher Tax Cut? Jetzt? Ich kenn nur die Versicherung für 9/11

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 18:12:29 No.24199927 Report

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>>24199926
da haben die reichen eine trillion ZURÜCK bekommen.

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 18:13:33 No.24199929 Report

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>>24199926
also wenn ich nen "dip" will der garantiert wieder hoch geht dann jetzt? und ich depp verpass den scheiss.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 18:16:01 No.24199935 Report

Quoted By: >>24199940

>>24199927
CUM EX oder CUM CUM

Kumbaya, also was jetzt?

>>24199929
ist nur behindert

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 18:17:41 No.24199940 Report

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>>24199935
is doch bei uns auch nicht anders. Die economy wird gepumpt indem die 1% die die arbeitsplätze verteilen noch reicher werden irgendwo in armerika

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 18:30:25 No.24200052 Report

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https://youtu.be/AKljg9cROsQ?si=Iic5g1zJYBM4sjsI

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Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 18:37:13 No.24200072 Report

Quoted By: >>24200076 >>24200079 >>24200083

JUNGE , ES GEHT RUNTER UND SPIKED DIE GANZE ZEIT WIEDER HOCh

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 18:39:25 No.24200076 Report

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>>24200072
die tage ging auch der vix mit dem markt nach oben wie 1999

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 18:40:15 No.24200079 Report

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>>24200072
und das bei absoluter unsicherheit

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 18:42:37 No.24200083 Report

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>>24200072
aber wenn es echt so ein quick trade ist weisste was das heisst?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 18:44:58 No.24200086 Report

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>>24200083
was

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 18:46:14 No.24200089 Report

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>>24200086
ein sell the news event

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 18:49:07 No.24200093 Report

Quoted By: >>24200100

>>24200089
welche news aber? gibt nur tweets

News wie OpenAI Baustopp in UK für Datacenter sind egal

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 18:52:27 No.24200100 Report

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>>24200093
wenn der krieg vorbei ist

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 19:10:08 No.24200166 Report

Quoted By: >>24200169 >>24200177 >>24200180

Ist halt nur noch dumm

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 19:11:21 No.24200169 Report

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>>24200166
muss früher viel härter gewesen sein wieso heisst es sonst standardmäßig "buy the rumour sell the news" und insiderinformationen musste man einfach kaufen

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 19:13:13 No.24200177 Report

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>>24200166
es gab damals eigentlich gar kein "in" wenn alle die info hatten nur du nicht

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 19:14:05 No.24200180 Report

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>>24200166
ein stückweit ist das wohl heute leider noch so

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AUwuehel Thu 09 Apr 2026 19:19:02 No.24200193 Report

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https://x.com/nicholasferres/status/2038082873287147748

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 19:21:23 No.24200199 Report

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>>24200193
I'm not paying for grok babe

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 19:21:53 No.24200200 Report

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>>24200193
how hard is it to make a screenshot?

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 19:22:02 No.24200201 Report

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>>24200193
I do it like 20 times a day

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Anonymous ID:VR2SJVEi Thu 09 Apr 2026 19:54:38 No.24200406 Report

Quoted By: >>24200413 >>24200435

Good day lads, short one since I rambled last times.

Just one question, if ya learn from every mistake, even when it happens repeatedly, do you ever lose? And if ya go and listen to how the masters dealt with mistakes, can you ever truly lose?

What if you go through a routine of mistake to learn from mistake to learn how a master dealt with mistakes? Can you ever lose?

Have a good one
I will always be here, I will never give up on any of yous, until either everyone leaves bant smg, or until all ya obtain the mindset to get consistent profits off wall st.

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>>24200406
>to learn how a master dealt with mistakes
Interesting. I always ask "what should I do?" instead of "what have others done" because I'm not well-read.

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 20:08:08 No.24200435 Report

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>>24200406
As a child or teenager I also never looked up to anyone is that weird?

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Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 20:09:57 No.24200443 Report

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Was it that, Europe?

Whose blood is that even supposed to be? Israeli? Iranian? American? Just coordinate with EU next time and don't attack by yourself. Israel isn't even in NATO.

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:1glAsXXl Thu 09 Apr 2026 20:11:17 No.24200450 Report

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>>24200443
Everyone with a car is a war criminal. Gn8

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 20:12:23 No.24200454 Report

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>>24200450
I have 5, gn8

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VR2SJVEi Thu 09 Apr 2026 20:35:56 No.24200504 Report

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>>24200435
I didn't either, still don't. I respect results, and use their path to those results as a guide.

For all I know buffet could be going on hooker and blow benders on the weekends. Still wouldn't negate his deep knowledge of how successful businesses are ran.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ANG+qjNv Thu 09 Apr 2026 21:15:16 No.24200554 Report

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it's ov.er

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Anonymous ID:dautY3pD Thu 09 Apr 2026 21:16:04 No.24200555 Report

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new 'folio highs and a very big nap

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>>24200617
new

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rollo tomassi

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>>24200200

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