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Anonymous ID:sCSeJYmK Tue 07 Aug 2018 04:38:52 No.6118656 View View Reply Original Report

So, frens. Got any good drinking stories?

>be me
>go to party in college
>bunch of metal heads and stoners are there
>spot qt 9/10
>start talking to her about music and shit
>get progressively drunker as the night carries on
>orgy starts in kitchen
>get to fuck qt in orgy
>get her number after
>get stoned and ride bike home

That was the best bike ride ever

Heaven

Heaven ID:gOSjLU62 Tue 07 Aug 2018 04:43:01 No.6118674 Report

Quoted By: >>6118682

>>6118656
>got drunk
>exactly same thing happened to me as happened to OP
>fucking epic
I was the bike

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sCSeJYmK Tue 07 Aug 2018 04:44:31 No.6118682 Report

Quoted By: >>6118698

>>6118674
You squeaked a lot.

Heaven

Heaven ID:gOSjLU62 Tue 07 Aug 2018 04:48:34 No.6118698 Report

Quoted By: >>6118710

>>6118682
that's how bikes high 5

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sCSeJYmK Tue 07 Aug 2018 04:50:52 No.6118710 Report

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>>6118698
You're a bro, bicycle friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HF1Rkx7w Tue 07 Aug 2018 04:53:18 No.6118719 Report

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>be me
>drink water
>epic

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sezJdd7c Tue 07 Aug 2018 04:58:40 No.6118736 Report

Quoted By: >>6118746

>go to shitty nightclub
>friend turned 18
>he kissed me saying its not gay
>indian guy walks in
>18 year old picks a fight with him
>indian guy stays out the front yelling at us for 15 minutes
>he passes out on the pool table
>my other dickhead friend keeps ignoring me when i tell him we have to drag his ass home immediately
>black out

Heaven

Heaven ID:gOSjLU62 Tue 07 Aug 2018 05:00:00 No.6118746 Report

Quoted By: >>6118749

>>6118736
the abo or the other one

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sezJdd7c Tue 07 Aug 2018 05:00:49 No.6118749 Report

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>>6118746
neither of them were abos

they sure fucking act like it though

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MhxzlcuC Tue 07 Aug 2018 05:01:16 No.6118753 Report

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>go to nightclub
>dance autistically
>one or two girls from halls crack up
>get kicked out for being too drunk

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sezJdd7c Tue 07 Aug 2018 05:04:29 No.6118770 Report

Quoted By: >>6118800

>another nightclub
>bouncer won't let me in
>scale the fence in the back
>retards started clapping
>he eyeballed the shit out of me as i walked out

>go to same shitty nightclub i mentioned
>bored so start going home
>2 old tranny looking women and some disgusting fat bitch have their car broken down
>offer to help
>that fat bitch went back into the nightclub
>the old ones keep trying to get me to go home with her
>she's following me home now
>run for my life and call my dad to pick me up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sezJdd7c Tue 07 Aug 2018 05:07:50 No.6118786 Report

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>karaoke night
>everything's going fine
>friends are fighting this time
>one just decides to beat the fuck out of the other one
>night ruined
>the singing was terrible anyway

australians are basically orcs

Heaven

Heaven ID:gOSjLU62 Tue 07 Aug 2018 05:11:03 No.6118800 Report

Quoted By: >>6118810 >>6118815

>>6118770
>go to night club with mates
>one friend, we will call him cuntfeatures, suggests to the bounces I am under aged
>keep getting carded
>call fat togan cunt a dickhead
>get escorted from club
cunts

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sezJdd7c Tue 07 Aug 2018 05:12:02 No.6118804 Report

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>dude's hanging by himself
>decide to talk to him
>he offers to sell me weed
>i'm like no man
>turns out he had minders particularly this scary as shit bald guy and some old hag
>she starts screaming at me for 'intimidating him'
>she yells she's going to smash my head into the pavement
>doesn't stop until i leave

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sezJdd7c Tue 07 Aug 2018 05:13:05 No.6118810 Report

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>>6118800
haha shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sCSeJYmK Tue 07 Aug 2018 05:13:56 No.6118815 Report

Quoted By: >>6118824

>>6118800
Your friend is an asshole lol

Heaven

Heaven ID:gOSjLU62 Tue 07 Aug 2018 05:16:09 No.6118824 Report

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>>6118815
I agree

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