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>be me
>at bar with some pals
>a bit tipsy
>eyeing a really cute girl
>friends tell me to go for it and call her over
>sweating buckets
>start talking with her
>she's really cool, we both like the same vidya
>in depth talk on tf2 and civ 5
>muster up the courage to ask for her number
>it works, nice
>hadn't even asked her her name up to this point, but I'm completely infatuated
>she says we should talk some more at her house
>hell yeah
>driving to her house, confidence through the roof
>finally gonna lose virginity
>knock on the door, greeted by a cutesy hi anon
>kick ass with small talk and flirting
>it escalates
>she leans in
>I lean in
>she bites my head off
>mfw we are praying mantises
