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Be Australian. Spend day watching cricket. Mfw 12 hours of staring at grass.
In contrast,
> be american
> can't focus attention for more than 10 seconds
> at sportsball
> loud horns playing discordantly from speakers
> a cannon shooting shirts into the crowd
> giant teddy bear doing cartwheels
> cheering because someone is being arrested
> staged kiss cam
> "want another hot dog?"
> trained puppies reenact the last 5 mins of play
> padding on everything, because they're tough men
In contrast,
> be american
> can't focus attention for more than 10 seconds
> at sportsball
> loud horns playing discordantly from speakers
> a cannon shooting shirts into the crowd
> giant teddy bear doing cartwheels
> cheering because someone is being arrested
> staged kiss cam
> "want another hot dog?"
> trained puppies reenact the last 5 mins of play
> padding on everything, because they're tough men
