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Anonymous ID:ZuBXgh3w Thu 30 May 2019 13:42:50 No.8119781 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>8119822

>be me
>stick sandwiches in sandwich grill
>go take a shit
>scroll google to find a urn or ash emoji as im commenting on a jewish post on instagram
>remember sandwiches
>wipe my ass with absolute precision and haste
>flush my marvelous log down
>squirt liquid soap all over my hands
>smear hands together and wash off shit bacteria
>dash to kitchen, turning off and on the appropriate lighting
>open grill
>optimally grilled sandwiches
>feelsgoodman

Oh btw I eat my grilled sandwiches with ketchup.

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