>>8224681Yuros, you wanna dance?
My name is Duke, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are skinny, low-lives who spend every moment of their lives not getting any chicks. Seriously, you are nothing compared to my balls of steel. Honestly, have any of you ever fired a gun? Sure it’s fun to sit here callin’ us all “amerifats” to suppress your own insecurities, but this takes it to a whole new casino. This is even worse than gayposting on /bant/.
Come at me, I’ll rip your head off and shit down your neck. I’ve saved the Earth from Germany two times in a row and kept the Yuros in check all throughout history. What wars have you won, other than “muh 1812?” I also got plenty of military might (we just bombed Syria, holy cow it was so cash). You are all faggots who should just accept American superiority. I would say thanks for listening, but only TRUE Americans would have read this far.
Pic related, it’s me and my flag.
