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>Be me
>at neighbors party
>its a family affair
>theres thots, little kids
>BUT ALSO MOMMIES
>theyre all all horny as fuck with gay impotent husbands
>be me (again)
>big dicked neet in workout shorts and white t shirt covered in spilled beer
>not giving a fuck because neighbor and i are bros and im just there to eat get smashed and go home
>at communal table
>eight beers in, no fucks given, im sweaty and smelly
>notice hot milf in blue low cut dress giving me fuck me eyes
>some bullshit about politics
>i go 200% redpilled, say blacks arent human and we need a dual tulsi/marianne mommy ticket
>husbands at table are stupified, four mommies are looking to spank me
>blue dress kneels next to me and says i should go outside to "cool off"
>titties poppin out
>i suddenly realize husband is ONE seat over and going to kill me
>immediately run before someone notices my raging erection
>thank neighbor for good burgers
bruhs it is so easy to slay old lady puss i basically got a harem without even trying
>at neighbors party
>its a family affair
>theres thots, little kids
>BUT ALSO MOMMIES
>theyre all all horny as fuck with gay impotent husbands
>be me (again)
>big dicked neet in workout shorts and white t shirt covered in spilled beer
>not giving a fuck because neighbor and i are bros and im just there to eat get smashed and go home
>at communal table
>eight beers in, no fucks given, im sweaty and smelly
>notice hot milf in blue low cut dress giving me fuck me eyes
>some bullshit about politics
>i go 200% redpilled, say blacks arent human and we need a dual tulsi/marianne mommy ticket
>husbands at table are stupified, four mommies are looking to spank me
>blue dress kneels next to me and says i should go outside to "cool off"
>titties poppin out
>i suddenly realize husband is ONE seat over and going to kill me
>immediately run before someone notices my raging erection
>thank neighbor for good burgers
bruhs it is so easy to slay old lady puss i basically got a harem without even trying
