>>8598884Okay, Samus is the one woman I'd unironically huff farts from. She was my first boner, and my first fap. I cut porn out of my life, but she still tempts me. She's the reason I got into shape, and most importantly she's the lead of my favorite game series. I even, and I shit you not, convinced my SO to change her middle name to Samus. I'm well aware how my obsession looks. But to you, OP, I say this: I will imagine the smell. And I won't complain.
