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Anonymous ID:S7Q2Kt03 Thu 23 Jan 2020 05:41:00 No.9426534 View View Reply Original Report

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Face it /bant/, you're the best board on 4chan.

This board has every reason to exist. /b/ shit; /int/ shit. We need an International/Random board. It's smart. It's lifechanging. It's a necessary board. The fact of the matter is that EVERY time I come to /bant/ is a fun and happy time. /bant/ is /pol/'s idol. The closest thing to /bant/ is heaven.

All the boards, from /fit/ to /po/ have their own cultures, memes, and activities. /bant/ has everything. It was supposed to be a place to shove all the random shit like risk threads and HWNDU from /pol/, but because /bant/ is such a great board all those thread die out on here. /bant/ has produced every meme. It's better than /lit/. It's so funny. I have never not laughed when I was on /bant/. The closest thing to perfection that /bant/ ever had was Blepe, a wonderful, awesome, classic-at-launch meme that was based entirely on originality. Nice work, guys. You really made a difference.

People like to say /bant/ is a "/pol/ board".... HAHAHA fuck imptrash. You're /pol/'s God. Get the fuck on my website.

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Anonymous ID:jPcOkP8t Thu 23 Jan 2020 05:43:43 No.9426548 Report

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The reason why /pol/ threads that get moved to /bant/ always die is because your clown circus of a board is such a backwards shithole infested with ironic weeaboo cancer fresh off the Youtube boat and forced [s4s]-lite epic maymays. What do I see when I scroll down through the catalogue? The same low-effort threads over and over again. The same threads from yesterday. The same threads from the day before. The same threads from last week. The same threads from last month, over and over and over again. Low-effort posts made by mouthbreathing retards looking for instant satisfaction and recognition among their peers so that /bant/ can become their personal chatroom. This board's become such a bizarre, esoteric circlejerk that people have unironically come to believe that this board somehow represents the so-called essence of old /b/, or is somehow a hangout for oldfags when the behaviour on this board would get laughed at and questioned on any other board, yes, including /b/. /bant/ users have become so obsessed with their stale jokes and forced memes that they truly believe there's a deeper meaning to the cancer they posted, or that their community is anything more than retards bashing their foreheads on a keyboard and clicking "Post". OC production on this board, if you can even call it that, amounts to editing decade old MS paint comics to make them look even more stupid, and the users on this board hate original content from other boards because truth be told /bant/'s OC is inadequate in comparison. You're not old /b/. You're not a bastion of oldfags. Oldfags hated people who slathered low quality posts with irony. You're /pol/'s garbage can. Even /trash/ doesn't try to pretend to be something it isn't. /bant/ is /trash/ for narcissists who circlejerk in filth and force it down eachother's throats while convincing themselves their board's continued existence is justified. You're /pol/'s toilet, start acting like it and open wide

Q ID:wP/rV8Aj Thu 23 Jan 2020 06:01:14 No.9426592 Report

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pretty much, i have these imaginary tits. i can sort of feel them, which is kind of cool. they bounce when i make my hand touch them, and i can feel the jiggling with my hands. its actually getting kind of scary because i sometimes catch my hand unconsciously playing with my tits. i can also kind of see them, but i see them better when i am 100% focused on them. i can also feel them hanging off my body, but it doesnt cause any discomfort or back problems. i can also make them grow or shrink to what im guessing to be any size, but the maximum size i was willing to let them grow to would be about the size of my house. i tend to keep them about the same size as the pic related, but they do often get out of control and grow or shrink without my consent. this, however, causes me no discomfort. the main thing that i like about them is that i can give myself boob jobs if i grow them to reach the height of my penis. it feels like its another person doing it too because i cant feel my dick in the boobs. i have tried many times to get rid of them, but no matter what i do, whether it be trying to ignore them completely or shrinking them down to an impossible size, they always come back the next day no matter what. at first i thought it was cool because i get to feel tits and give myself free tit jobs, but now im starting to worry. nobody else but me can see them, and im afraid to ask because they might think i have lost it completely. im coming here to ask if anybody else has had or is having this same problem. should i be worried? and most importantly, what do you think is causing this phenomena? this is one of the scariest things that has happened in my life. they dont talk either, they just sit there.

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