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Anonymous ID:onb3eo2g Thu 02 Apr 2020 10:18:49 No.9943708 View View Reply Original Report

>get pulled over
>cop walks up
>roll down window
>Cop: license and reg...
>Me: *turns head towards him*
>Me: *coof coof coof coof coof*
>Cop: *pees pants and runs*

How to get out of a ticket 101

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Wv+hicD3 Thu 02 Apr 2020 10:19:39 No.9943710 Report

Quoted By: >>9943718

phonepisser also whomstve are you quoting

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JcXUiz9X Thu 02 Apr 2020 10:20:13 No.9943712 Report

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I've never been pulled over

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:57bmPGcV Thu 02 Apr 2020 10:20:42 No.9943713 Report

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woah...
edit: thanks for the 500 likes!
reedit: I gave you gold kind and funny stranger!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N2SPWWfQ Thu 02 Apr 2020 10:21:40 No.9943715 Report

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>Be me
>Licks cop
>Mfw he books me for sexual assault

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:onb3eo2g Thu 02 Apr 2020 10:22:57 No.9943718 Report

Quoted By: >>9943727

>>9943710
>phonepisser
I apologize. I don’t normally post from my phone and hate phone posters myself but I’m not in front of my PC right now and wanted to share.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Wv+hicD3 Thu 02 Apr 2020 10:28:20 No.9943727 Report

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>>9943718
you are forgiven since you have seen the error of your ways

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pO4ogwvU Thu 02 Apr 2020 13:06:47 No.9945553 Report

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>>9943708
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