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Was traveling from Würzburg to Ulm last weekend with a friend because 9 ticket.
2nd train going back:
>got 4 seat-table at the very back together with others.
>train was super crowded
>had like 7 beers beers
>train got super empty in the last 2 hours
>got the back of the car to ourselves
>had to piss really bad
>both toilets broken
>everyone in the train needed to piss
>put on jacket because i thought i could sweat my blader empty
>didn't work
>emptied my bottle of apfelsaftschorle and asked the conductor if he could open one of the toilets so I could piss in the bottle
>everyone on the train heard
>he agreed
>relieved myself
>put pottle under my jacket as to not bother enyone with my STEAMING HOT BOTTLE OF PISS
>went back to seat
>friend already laughing
>smack bottle onto table, he bursts out in laughter
>apparently multiple people on the train started asking around for bottles
>lmao
Didn't piss myself, got drunk on 30ct beer, train was okay too, 8/10
