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The virgin road cyclist is too beta to get motorcycle license and is likely to be homosexual. No women think skinny angry lycra clad men are hot.
The chad cruise uses his bike for practical purposes and scores a lot of women with his social skills and his large muscle mass.
The recumbent cyclist is somebody with a great sex life without any penile disorders and is likely to have eccentric sexual tastes, he isnt handsome but his money makes up for it.
the motorcyclist is a decoy chad who in reality is a little beta once his helmet is removed. Women love when they see him dressed but he never approaches them on the street. Likely to be more fanatic about motorcycles than women.