>>1198329Fuck, that reminds me of something
>working the tender boat in the afternoon>playing the Best of the Beach Boys on shuffle over the boat's speaker system as normal>wind shifts as I'm headed back to the ship>don't account for this as I swing my stern in to start tying up>wind catches the massive sail area that is the broad side of a tender boat>right as this happens my phone shuffles>a familiar light melody comes over the speakers>oh fuck>"We come on the sloop John B...">OH FUCK>"Call for the captain ashore, let me go home">"I want to go home">"This is the worst trip I've ever been on">86 passengers listening to this while I very obviously fail to salvage my shitty first approach and have to go around again >mfw throughout>my phone's fw throughoutI fucking swear the thing was laughing at me
