>>1514253I felt the same way. I started at salty bills seaschool, he got me through my six pack and damn it was tasty. Started out with an Chriscraft, be sure to get it surveyed. Shit was all fucked up so i got a tractor trailer full of flexseal.
Fast forward 7months, i was out in the channel and my radio blew up, a fucking panamax comes out of nowhere blasting the horn. I thought he wanted me to get the fuck out of the way, but dude comes over channel 19 all like "dude youve got sick moves and your vessel is fucking sweet, ill throw down the pilots ladder and you can cum aboard"
I thought maybe he was coming onto me but i remember ole salty bill kept telling me "It aint gay when the anchors aweigh" so i figured why not. He offered me both captains mate and chief engineer. I have no idea how the fuck this thing even works but im having the time of my life, and the food is pretty nice too. Plus he threw a Philippino houseboy and all the benzene i can huff