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>be me
>work engine on Ro-Ro car/passenger ferries
>passengers are disgusting animals
>inspect the destroyed bathroom stall partitions every week
>scratchitti everywhere because of absolute niggers
>scratchitti on the mirrors, scratchitti on fire door glass, scratchitti on the bulkhead
>scratchitti on literally every goddamn thing that can be reached without a ladder
>passengers use single-occupancy heads to do heroin
>leave used needles in the toilet seat cover box when there’s a sharps container a few feet away
>most of the passengers are older and wealthier than I am
>I pump their shit
>I drive an old, beat-up pickup
>they drive Audis and BMWs, Mercedes sedans, the occasional Maserati, and even some Ferraris and Lambos, and, of course, like half the Teslas in the state
>passenger asks me a stupid question
>”I notice a lot of sailboats in front of the ferry, is there any way we can order them out of the way?”
>”Sir, this is a public waterway, we can’t tell them to do anything. If they don’t get out of the way, you will hear a loud crunching noise and then the general alarm will sound for a rescue and we’ll launch our RHIBs. Other than that, I don’t know.”
>tie up the boat at night
>deckies encounter locked single-occupancy head
>they want us to pry it open
>get our tools
>passenger wakes up and opens the door on her own
>15 year old redhead passed out drunk/high on the deck
>ladies keep flushing tampons and their kids’ diapers down the heads
>sewage pump clogged
>won’t come up to pressure
>impeller vibrating like it’s possessed
>dismantle check valve
>tampon applicator falls out
>dismantle pump volute
>it’s packed with diapers
>we do this like five times a year
Kill me.
